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Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Aug 2015 16:44

:-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 2 Aug 2015 16:32

:-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 2 Aug 2015 16:30

:-D :-D :-D

lavender

lavender Report 2 Aug 2015 11:55

Nice one! :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 2 Aug 2015 10:58

:-D :-D

Good thing there wasn't the "Buy two, get the third free" special.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 2 Aug 2015 10:38

:-D :-D :-D :-D

KathleenBell

KathleenBell Report 2 Aug 2015 10:36

:-) :-) :-)

Kath. x

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 2 Aug 2015 10:15

Just had to pass this one on.

The other day my neighbour, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

She said, I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "Congratulations! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins."

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...

“I went to ALDI and they had home pregnancy test kits in a twin-pack, and they both came out positive!"