A senior moment X

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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	16 Aug 2015 23:14
	We love you too Lolly basher :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 185 Send Message	lollybasher	Report	16 Aug 2015 22:42
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 185 Send Message	Nearly choking with laughing here Joy, brought my coughing back.. Love to you and your darling girl. xx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	15 Aug 2015 19:07
	That is hilarious and so well written too.
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	15 Aug 2015 18:07
	:-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	15 Aug 2015 15:58
	So true Emma :-D :-D
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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	15 Aug 2015 13:03
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 57,155 Send Message	'Emma'	Report	15 Aug 2015 12:42
	A warning....don't mess with us oldies :-D :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	15 Aug 2015 12:38
	that's the type of thing that I would do lol :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 57,155 Send Message	'Emma'	Report	15 Aug 2015 12:36
	:-D :-D love it Joy.
Member Since: August 2014 Posts: 157 Send Message	KittytheLearnerCook	Report	15 Aug 2015 11:10
Member Since: August 2014 Posts: 157 Send Message	:-D :-D
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	15 Aug 2015 10:57
	:-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	15 Aug 2015 10:34
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	15 Aug 2015 10:20
	An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable. :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough

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