General Chat

:-D :-D :-D

It won't last forever.

But it is tomorrow morning here, Sharon :-0

I think you should consult some more, just to be really sure.

Then, tomorrow morning, you will wish you weren't.

I consulted the spirits to see whether I should reply or not.

After the sixth glass, the consensus was no! :-D :-D

Please do not reply it is a scam.

Yours faithfully,

Henry Walter. :-D

hmmm

going by that info...... you CAN take it with you????

:-D :-D :-D

I know, Bob, but it's got me bothered. I keep trying to walk through walls just to get into the spirit of things.

I've ended up with a headache and still don't know.

Mind you, OH does accuse me of being dead from the neck up so perhaps the Bank has a point :-S

well Allan, they are only asking!!

Only once I have decided on whether or not I'm dead, Sharon, otherwise my widow may have to apply ;-)

Looks like you have broken the applicable law by showing us that.

That's alright, you will be able to afford the fine now.

I received the following in my Hotmail address today




Central Bank of Nigeria,
Plot 10 Zaria Street ,
Garki, Abuja,
West Africa.

Attn : Beneficiary,
This is to inform you of your long overdue Payment outstanding in our Banking records. We saw your name in the Central Computer in the previous auditing among list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your informations through this email contact for immediate confirmation.

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of Ten million and five hundred thousand United States dollars ($10.500, 000.00) and it has been approved already for payment.
However we received an email from one Mr. Henry Walter who told us that, he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident four months ago.
He has also submitted his account informations to the office department for transfer of the fund to him as your Succesor.
We are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are Dead or Alive.

Please, Kindly confirm your informations as stated below if you are alive, before our action upon release of the Outstanding payment against your name and quickly send us an email stating that you have never send any Mr. Henry Walter as your SUCCESOR so as the bank can stop every further transaction with him.

Please, kindly fill the space below and contact the Deputy Governor (Economic Planning) of central bank for the release of your funds.
Name: Alhaji Suleiman
Email:[email protected]
1, Full Names ....
2, Telephone or Fax Number ...
3, Contact Address ...
4, Age ...
5, Occupation....
6, Sex ....
7, Nationality....
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This E-Mail is intended only for the use of the Individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under
applicable law.

Thanks,

Yours Sincerely
Godwin Emefiele.
Governor Central Bank

Apart from the question relating to my demise, I was intrigued by information the bank required, particularly item 6.

Many years ago I would have replied tri-nightly, but now, alas, it is try weakly . :-D :-D :-D