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Stress?

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Oct 2015 10:02

: Fw: Stressful













You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and
you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!

you request a DNA /paternity test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.



On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.




Now that's stressful.

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 15 Oct 2015 10:11

:-D :-D :-D

JoyLouise

JoyLouise Report 15 Oct 2015 11:12

Ooh, you are naughty Bob, but I like it. :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Oct 2015 13:56

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Oct 2015 14:00

:-D :-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 15 Oct 2015 14:29

Bob, :-D Iwas told by an associate of my Father, Stress was flying a Spitfire In WW2 low on fuel and out of ammo with anME109 up your backside,( polite reference).Think that was a personal experience,he was my Fathers Wingman in the Battle of Britain.Tally Ho.**M**.