General Chat

Aw Bless .do you get a treat if you are a good* Boy *bet you don't like the swinging door .a blinking x nuisance when its windy :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Yes and no, Ann. I now have a nice kennel in the back garden :-(

I do tend to bark when the doorbell goes, and I get my exercise by chasing cars ;-) :-D :-D :-D

exactly - my money's on NZ

are you recovered now Allan - and are you allowed back in the house again :-D

Be careful what you wish for Sylvia ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'm looking forward to a possible NZ vs Australia Final

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Jem is traumatised, as are all Welsh people, following certain events on a rugby field

Sharon, like a certain Royal Prince, I was stopped by my ears ;-)

Jem, if I knew what incorrible meant, I'd probably agree with you :-P :-D :-D :-D

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oh Allan, you are incorrible! but we love your stories!!

Keep them coming :-)

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She must have had to kick you pretty hard to get you all the way through there then!

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Given my size and shape, Sharron, no!

We have a domestic moggie, not a lion.

Although the cat may have delusions of grandeur :-D :-D

And you didn't even think you could fit through that cat flap did you?

Well, you live and learn!

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Oh Allan :-D That's made me chuckle, so thanks for that.

That made me laugh. Thank you. ;-)

...I was doing some vacuuming in the Family Room recently and noticed a puddle of water very close to the cat flap in the sliding doors to the garden.

I know that our cat has been very quiet and anxious since his brother disappeared nearly a year ago and wondered if he had developed anxiety which had resulted in incontinence.

My OH was working outside so I called her in to show her the puddle.

As soon as she saw she said, " It's OK, I did that"

What?

She confirmed that it was her fault so I rolled up a newspaper and beat her around the head and then rubbed her nose in the mess.

After spluttering and squirming, OH finally broke free and said, "You #$%#$ idiot, I was outside watering that part of the garden and must have accidentally used the hose in that area"

Oh!

That explains it :-0

Well, it won't happen again:-| :-|

PS; I am posting this from hospital where the staff have kindly allowed me to use my laptop.

They say that my injuries are healing nicely and that my physical scars should be barely visible

As for the mental scars...........??


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