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To Good To Resist

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Allan

Allan Report 24 Oct 2015 10:48

Some of you may remember that a couple of years ago I had a bit of strife with a Thread I posted about a certain white petroleum jelly.

Now, at the time, and even until today, I never gave a thought to whether the trade word had a masculine or a feminine form until I received the following email. This arrived not in my Hotmail box but in one of my 'private' email boxes :-D

"Hello new friend!

I wish I could write your real name but you never told me that, so, I have to use your profile name on facebook.

I send you my picture as you asked. Could you write me your name? Will you send me your picture? A descent one! In what city or town do you live?

I hope to hear from you soon. I will have my vacation in 3 weeks if my boss doesn't make to work longer 1-2 weeks. I will be very glad to become friends and meet in real.

If you have any questions, just ask.

Best regards,

Vasilina."


The name just cracked me up :-D :-D :-D


Just to add, I am not on Facebook;-)

PS There was no picture with the email :-(

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 24 Oct 2015 10:50

:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 Oct 2015 11:05

OMG!!! someone desperate or what :-D

and Vaseline - wash your mouth out with soap and water

Allan

Allan Report 24 Oct 2015 11:23

Now, now, Ann, soap and water will not help; my mouth is lined with a certain substance :-P

I very nearly said Vasilina, but that, of course, could be open to misinterpretation ;-) :-D :-D

Barbra

Barbra Report 24 Oct 2015 11:31

It can be used for many ailments ;-) including ?? &? hope your hands were warm :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Oct 2015 11:32

~~~~ to Barbra

Of course they were ;-) :-D :-D

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 24 Oct 2015 11:37

Wow Allan - my OH got the same email....from the same person :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Oct 2015 11:39

So, I have a rival :-|

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 Oct 2015 11:40

just the one :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 24 Oct 2015 11:47

:-D :-D :-D obviously a slippery customer.

Allan

Allan Report 24 Oct 2015 11:51

I feel a real 'eel now, Ann ;-) :-D :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 24 Oct 2015 12:10

Oooooooh Allan .... did your legs go to JELLY ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 24 Oct 2015 18:04

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 24 Oct 2015 18:04

Its pretty good for battery terminals as well