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Book of funny poems

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Harry

Harry Report 17 Dec 2015 19:55

Last call on this one. Thank you kindly Barbra. Much appreciated.

Happybdays

Barbra

Barbra Report 16 Dec 2015 23:31

love to read these :-D

Harry

Harry Report 16 Dec 2015 23:26

Thank you PH. Will make the occasional post.

Best wishes Happy days

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 16 Dec 2015 22:06

Keep em coming Harry!

:-) :-) :-) xxx

Harry

Harry Report 16 Dec 2015 20:52

Thank you Lavender. Nice to hear from you.

Happy days

lavender

lavender Report 16 Dec 2015 12:12

Nice one, Harry :-D

Harry

Harry Report 16 Dec 2015 11:37

God bless you girls for those kind and amusing replies. much appreciated.

Happy days

'anything which makes spring come faster, can't be bad'

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 16 Dec 2015 10:53

Hi Harry

i like your humour, thanks for today's smile :-)

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 16 Dec 2015 10:08

I hope Mary didn't steal a packet of hundreds & thousands.

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Dec 2015 09:09

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 16 Dec 2015 04:58

Loved that, Harry, such talent on these boards


Lizxx

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 16 Dec 2015 00:48

Hello Harry, that made me smile.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 15 Dec 2015 22:56

:-D :-D

Harry

Harry Report 15 Dec 2015 17:51

Thank you kindly for your interest folks. Best wishes.

Happy days

ElizabethK

ElizabethK Report 15 Dec 2015 11:58

:-) :-)

+++DetEcTive+++

+++DetEcTive+++ Report 15 Dec 2015 11:42

:-)

Harry

Harry Report 15 Dec 2015 11:40

A short one (an old police tale) from my new small book of funny, poems.

LARCENY

Mary was a bad tempered harlot,
In court for the umpteenth time;
Larceny of a tin of peaches,
She pleaded guilty to the crime.

The magistrate knew Mary well,
How many peaches were in that tin?
About 14 Mary said, -
So it was fortnight in the bin.

Her long suffering husband spoke up,
Before the took her to the cell;
Your worships I think you ought to know,
She stole a can of peas as well!

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Thank you for reading Happy days

'Laughter is a smile, with the volume turned up'