General Chat

fart is that the word you are looking for :-D

This is the tale of Sonia Snell
To whom an accident befell,
An accident, as will be seen,
Embarrassing in the extreme.
It happened as it does to many
That Sonia went to spend a penny,
And entering with unconscious grace
The properly appointed Place;
There behind the railway station
She sat in silent meditation
Unfortunately unacquainted
The seat had recently been painted.
Too late did Sonia realize
Her inability to rise,
And though she struggled, pulled and yelled
She found that she was firmly held.
She raised her voice in mournful shout,
"Please, someone, come and get me out."
A crowd stood round and feebly sniggered,
A signalman said: "I'll be jiggered."
"Gor blimey," said an ancient porter,
"We ought to soak her off with water."
The station master and his staff
Were most polite and did not laugh.
They tugged at Sonia's hands and feet
But could not shift her off the seat.
A carpenter arrived at last
And finding Sonia still stuck fast
Remarked: "I know what I can do."
And quickly sawed the seat in two.
Sonia arose, only to find
She'd a wooden halo on her behind.
But an ambulance drove down the street
And bore her off complete with seat.
They rushed the wood-bustled girl
Quickly into hospital
And grasping her hands and head.
Placed her face downwards on a bed.
The doctors came and cast their eyes
Upon the seat with some surprise.
A surgeon said: "Now mark my word
Could anything be more absurd?
Have any of you, I implore,
Seen anything like this before?"
"Yes," cried a student, unashamed,
"Frequently - but never framed."

Farted, is MY guess!

Thank you for your support (as the athlete said) :-D :-D

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Prrrrrrrp

Lots of old radio ops among us then.

bit rusty these days..........(tg -op_)

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Were you in the R.Sigs Bobtanian?

uh huh........59/61

I joined in '61 left in '70.

a tad younger than I methinks..........LOL
apr 59, catterick
may-dec Lincoln.
dec-jan
embarkation, Carlisle
jan 60-march 61 Dortmund
april 61 demob

Were you National Service or Regular? I joined at 15 as a boy at Denbury, just outside Newton Abbot in Devon. Served 22Sigs Lippstadt, 7Sigs Herford, with the Queens Regt Bahrain, 39 Inf Bde NI, and 4/7 RDG Sennelager. Oh, and a tour with UNFICYP. (Army acronyms eh?)

n/s, at nearly 23(apprentice, deferred~)
our barracks (Napier)in Dortmund is now the Berussia Dortmund stadium!!

So my post is whooshed, yet Island's remains :-D :-D

A spot of favouritism methinks ;-) :-D :-D

A Merry Christmas to you all......except to the RR'r :-P :-P

yeah well maybe the RR'r couldn't be bothered to look that far, Allan.........

we still luvs ya Allan :-D :-D :-D

I don't get it.. Bobtranian is probably correct. And my two add-on lines from one of the related websites? Also missed?

"Ever since these sad events,
She does it standing in the Gents"