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:-D :-D :-D Lavender and alan.

Then there was the dyslexic who went to see the play 'Vivat Vivat Regina'

and told his friends he saw Rivat Rivat Vegina

lolol

Most men have a special name for their "Bits", usually Dick, Peter, John Thomas etc...............wondering if a French man would name his Pierre, or if a Spanish man would name his Manuel.

I have never ever felt the need to "name" mine.


BUT.......... if I posted the correct names here the RR'r would be so SHOCKED!


I'd be whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed!

;-)

I so agree with you, maggie!

My daughter was about 3 when she went to visit the neighbour behind, who had a daughter about 6 months older than mine, and 2 male dogs

Neighbour phoned me in quite the state ..........

"Did I know that my daughter knew the name for the dogs' 'bit'? She'd (big gasp) called it a (whispered very softly) penis."

Answer, yes I did .........

...... we'd used the correct names since she could understand them, and were not shamed into letting her only see us fully clothed.

:-D :-D :-D


I've never really got on with my eldest daughter's ex's mother - definitely not after she questioned whether our 3 year old grandson should be pushing a pushchair around with a teddy in it!! (Will it turn him gay etc). As my daughter pointed out - he was copying his dad!! Goodness knows what she would say about both boys playing with my doll's houses!!
Anyhow, 'pushchair boy' is now 8, and a bit of a science 'geek', but his much more outgoing younger brother (aged 5) really 'comes out' with the 'unmentionables'.
He talks about a 'twinkie', I tell him it's a penis - purely because his nanny(ex's mum) can't abide the reality!! :-D
My younger daughter was here at Christmas and openly breast fed her daughter. Youngest grandson said nothing - took it as normal.
Yet, in the past has referred to ladies bits as 't*tties'. I told him they were 'breasts', and informed him that overweight men could get them - but they didn't work, (ie to feed babies) unlike ladies' ones :-D :-D :-D

BTW - I get on very well with my younger daughters in-laws :-D :-D :-D

Should also point out that I never hidden real names of 'bits' from my children, and, as my eldest daughter works in maternity, all her children know the real names of 'bits' - my 13 year old grand daughter has even informed me of lady bits I didn't know the medical name of :-S
I can't abide the slightly sleazy 'niceness' of giving 'bits' cute names.

:-D :-D :-D

haha..am just on my way to bed, tittering to myself now..thank you

xxx

I'm curled up with embarrassment, Sylvia :-( :-0

Does make me laugh tho'

:-D

So funny Lavender :-D

Our grandchildren's other grandparents dropped in to collect the children's gifts which were too large to fit into their parents car.

I had just cooked the most dreadful chickpea curry. I did follow a recipe but the red chilli was probably too large. Instead of cutting my losses I kept adding more cartons of chickpeas, passata (I thought that might help) and spinach. I ended up with a huge vat of inedible curry.

As they opened the door the house would have reeked of curry, as did my clothes also.

I'm sure that I said I intended to slop in down the loo and as they departed I exclaimed that I would have trouble getting it round the U-bend! Their shocked grandmother replied, "too much information"!

"Oh, I didn't intend eating it", said I !

I'm always saying something inappropriate.. :-0 :-0 :-0