Getting Older

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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	5 Jan 2016 10:48
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	As I get older, I realise…............
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	5 Jan 2016 10:49
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	.................... I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop p*ssing me off. My people skills are just fine, it’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment; now it’s like a mini-vacation. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the tumble dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle free & three sizes smaller? “Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there! :-D
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,649 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Jan 2016 10:56
	:-D :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	5 Jan 2016 10:57
	Old age has given me a thick skin & I'm a bit deaf plus my mind wanders. My memory goes back to at least half past eight this morning. My tired brain is on a permanent holiday but the rest of my body is still here.
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	5 Jan 2016 11:01
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	I'm checking the local laundromat tomorrow......... I think they have a HUGE dryer :-D
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 1,039 Send Message	Robert	Report	5 Jan 2016 19:43
	I used to go into Care Homes and wonder why they all had a notice saying "Today is ..........". Now I wake up in the morning and wonder what day of the week it is. I would put up a notice but how often would I get it right??
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	5 Jan 2016 22:46
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	lol Robert I've been like that since Christmas! I think the only days I got right were Wednesdays & Saturdays, because that's when DH always plays golf! He's about to leave the house..... for golf....... is today Wednesday or Saturday? :-S
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,649 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Jan 2016 23:19
	It's Tuesday evening here, LadyScozz, but probably Wednesday where you are :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: January 2011 Posts: 108,908 Send Message	JemimaFawr	Report	5 Jan 2016 23:54
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	6 Jan 2016 08:43
	I'm the same age as my tongue. That well advertised anti-aging cream is a myth.
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	6 Jan 2016 18:16
	My mind often goes on holiday .....I just wish it would take me with it !
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 1,039 Send Message	Robert	Report	6 Jan 2016 20:56
	You are not old - I was 33 when you went to OZ.
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	6 Jan 2016 23:29
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	I'm not OLD, but I'm getting older...... I don't like the alternative. Age is a state of mind (and I sometimes wonder about the state of my mind). :-D

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