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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 28 Jan 2016 06:54

What's the difference.......

between a piano, a tuna & a pot of glue?

:-S

Berniethatwas

Berniethatwas Report 28 Jan 2016 06:59

You can tuna piano but you can't pot igloos. Mind you, with modern 'music' a pot of glue in a piano could improve things.
B :-P

Dermot

Dermot Report 28 Jan 2016 08:30

Is a 'Kipper' a 1) smoked herring; 2) a UKIP supporter or 3) difficulty waking in the morning? :-S

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 28 Jan 2016 08:59

A ~Tie?

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 28 Jan 2016 19:34

If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures kippers?

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 28 Jan 2016 22:18

answer (some came close)......

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna



BrendafromWales

BrendafromWales Report 28 Jan 2016 23:10

Will someone come and tuna my piano please...?

Aren't many tunas around these days as most folk have electric keyboards.


:-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 29 Jan 2016 01:24

waits..........

Berniethatwas

Berniethatwas Report 29 Jan 2016 04:15

A Number 37 will be along shortly Ducks.

B

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 29 Jan 2016 04:43

still waiting.........