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Denburybob
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20 Jun 2016 19:04 |
I can't stand the rain......mis-heard as ...I can't stand Lorraine.
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GlasgowLass
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19 Jun 2016 21:27 |
For You I'd Pee Myself Dry Coldplay: Yellow
Almost every song by Fallout Boy has misheard lyrics but ths is my favourite. This Ain't a Scene
Actual...The lies I weave are oh, so intricate.... Misheard....I'm so evil, Oh so into cats
My Body Combat instructor would always ask the class to show their evil faces during this routine but, I hadn't the heart to tell her. ;-) :-D
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martynsue
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19 Jun 2016 18:48 |
can't stand gravy, correct lyrics constant cravings.
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LynGinN
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19 Jun 2016 11:53 |
"I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco" (Glasgow)
Abba's Super Trouper :-D :-D
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Graham
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19 Jun 2016 09:51 |
You can call meow
Paul Simon - You can call me Al
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JoyLouise
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19 Jun 2016 07:24 |
Oh, a tree in motion.
Poetry in motion - Johnny Tillotson
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Denburybob
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18 Jun 2016 18:28 |
Not mis-heard, I grant you, but I love this line from Marty Robbins' "El Paso" " I caught a good one it looked like it could run" Priceless
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Denburybob
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18 Jun 2016 18:20 |
"My wife's white knickers" Nazareth song, "My white bicycle"
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InspectorGreenPen
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18 Jun 2016 18:03 |
Dino's Bar in Rhyl - Dino's Bar and Grill, The Boys are Back in Town, Thin Lizzy
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Mayfield
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18 Jun 2016 15:39 |
This one is my favourite, can't figure it out still think it sounds like "Chop the goolies" to me! :-D
La Isla Bonita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YzW1nMB9fk
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LadyScozz
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18 Jun 2016 13:42 |
Two Glasgow ladies do their own version of Beyonce's "Single Lady"..
I'm A Tenna Lady
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Graham
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18 Jun 2016 11:50 |
Feeling Sue Lawley sounds better than feeling so lonely ;-) :-D
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maggiewinchester
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18 Jun 2016 01:05 |
'I believe in Milko' - I believe in miracles - Hot Chocolate.
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LadyScozz
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18 Jun 2016 00:58 |
There used to be a website..... must check if it still exists... it was "KissThisGuy".
My brother argued with the rest of us about a Rolling Stones song........ "You Make A Grown Man Cry".......... his version... "You Make a Crow Feel Bad"
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AnnCardiff
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17 Jun 2016 20:26 |
brill :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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JemimaFawr
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17 Jun 2016 20:16 |
:-D :-D :-D Very funny Mr M :-D :-D :-D
Loved the Monkees, I'm A Believer one! :-D
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Denburybob
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17 Jun 2016 19:56 |
I'm a cigarette, I'm a cigarette from, I think Beyoncé. I'm a single lady. Oh Leigh on Sea, that's where I wanna be. Correct words, Suddenly I see... no idea from which song.
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MR_MAGOO
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17 Jun 2016 19:43 |
TOP 40..................
1. “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”. Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free” from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.
2. “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you”. Correct lyric: “Every time you go away take a piece of me with you” from Paul Young’s ‘Every Time You Go Away’.
3. “Sue Lawley”. Correct lyric: “So lonely” from The Police’s ‘So Lonely’.
4. “We built this city on sausage rolls”. Correct lyric: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll” from Starship’s ‘We Built This City’.
5. “Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”. Correct lyric: “Spare him his life from this monstrosity” from Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.
6. “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”. Correct lyric: “See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen” from ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’.
7. “Excuse me while I kiss this guy”. Correct lyric: “Excuse me while I kiss the sky” from Jimi Hendrix’s ‘Purple Haze’.
8. “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine”. Correct lyric: “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine” from ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’.
9. “Sweet dreams are made of cheese”. Correct lyric: “Sweet dreams are made of these” from The Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams (are made of this)’.
10. “Calling Jamaica”. Correct lyric: “Call me when you try to wake her” from R.E.M.’s ‘The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite’.
11. “Or should I just keep chasing penguins”. Correct lyric: “Or should I just keep chasing pavements” from Adele’s ‘Chasing Pavements’.
12. “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”. Correct lyric: “Got a long list of ex-lovers” from Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’.
13. “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone”. Correct lyric: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone” from Johnny Nash’s ‘I can see clearly now’.
14. “Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day”. Correct lyric: “Take me through the darkness to the break of the day” from ABBA’s ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme’.
15. “Poppadom Peach”. Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach” from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’.
16. “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”. Correct lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not” from Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’.
17. “I’m farting carrots”. Correct lyric: “I’m 14 carat” from Selena Gomez’s ‘Good for you’.
18. “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her” Correct lyric: “Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer” from The Monkees’ ‘I’m a Believer’.
19. “I want to hold your ham”. Correct lyric: “I want to hold your hand” from The Beatles’ ‘I want to hold your hand’.
20. “Kicking your cat all over the place”. Correct lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place” from Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’.
21. “Blue seal in the sky with diamonds”. Correct lyric: “Lucy in the sky with diamonds” from The Beatles’ ‘Lucy in the sky with diamonds’.
22. “Ohh, dyslexics on fire”. Correct lyric: “Ohh, this sex is on fire” from Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’.
23. “Here we are now, in containers”. Correct lyric: “Here we are now, entertain us” from Nirvana’s ‘Smells like teen spirit’.
24. “Poppadom peach”. Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach” from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’.
25. “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”. Correct lyric: “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight” from R.E.M.’s ‘Losing my religion’.
26. “Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me”. Correct lyric: “More than a woman… more than a woman to me” from the Bee Gees’ ‘More than a woman’.
27. “I remove umbilicals”. Correct lyric: “I believe in miracles” from Hot Chocolate’s ‘You Sexy Thing’.
28. “We’re caught in a trout”. Correct lyric: “We’re caught in a trap” from Elvis Presley’s ‘Suspicious Minds’
29. “I’m Terry Wogan”. Correct lyric: “I’m every woman” from Chaka Khan’s ‘I’m every woman’.
30. “Let me just staple the vicar”. Correct lyric: “Just let me state for the record” from Sister Sledge’s ‘We Are Family’.
31. “This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus” Correct lyric: “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius” from Fifth Dimension’s ‘Aquarius’.
32. “You’re the wobbly one”. Correct lyric: “You’re the one that I want” from John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John’s ‘One that I want’.
33. “Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”. Correct lyric: “Don’t go chasing waterfalls” from TLC’s ‘Waterfalls’.
34. “A year has passed since I broke my nose”. Correct lyric: “A year has passed since I wrote my note” from The Police’s ‘Message In A Bottle’.
35. “Kick a chicken with it”. Correct lyric: “Gettin’ jiggy with it” from Will Smith’s ‘Gettin’ jiggy with it’.
36. “Hold me closer, Tony Danza”. Correct lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer” from Elton John’s ‘Tiny Dancer’.
37. “Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong”. Correct lyric: “Chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong” from Abba’s ‘Chiquitita’.
38. “I like big butts in a can of limes”. Correct lyric: “I like big butts and I cannot lie” from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s ‘Baby Got Back’.
39. “We’re working for peanuts”. Correct lyric: “We’re heading for Venus” from Europe’s ‘The Final Countdown’.
40. “I just died in your barn tonight, mustard no mayonnaise instead”. Correct lyric: “I just died in your arms tonight, It must have been something you said” from Cutting Crew’s ‘I just died in your arms tonight’.
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