a bit of a giggle

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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	5 Jul 2016 13:37
	A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down…… The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!" "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
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Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 19,501 Send Message	Cynthia	Report	5 Jul 2016 13:46
	:-D :-D
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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 3,700 Send Message	Tabitha	Report	5 Jul 2016 13:48
	Love it
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Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 1,336 Send Message	Mayfield	Report	5 Jul 2016 13:52
	:-D :-D
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Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	5 Jul 2016 17:31
	:-D :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,649 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Jul 2016 17:45
	:-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 7,330 Send Message	kandj	Report	5 Jul 2016 18:15
Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 7,330 Send Message	Funny. My kind of humour AnnC
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 32,477 Send Message	Purple *^Sparkly^* Diamond	Report	6 Jul 2016 00:39
	Lol
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 5,061 Send Message	BrianW	Report	31 Jul 2016 11:43
	Love the joke. Wonder why it hasn't been RRd as sexist, though. If you substituted Irish colleen for blonde, euros for dollars and Dublin for San Diego you'd get it RRd as racist!
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Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	31 Jul 2016 13:25
	Love it :-D :-D
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Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	31 Jul 2016 15:23
	Its the way you tell em Sweetpea :-D :-D :-D
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