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reminded me of this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGBE3eLpvm0

all together now

:-D

HEEE HEEE reminds me of that film where the two dogs are having a spaghetti meal and they each get one end of a string of Spaghettti..........and are slurping it in...........



" For Theees ees the night...........what a wonderful night.....................Bella Notte"j


Lady and the Tramp!!!!




:-D

I often put mushrooms in my spaghetti meat sauce :-D ...


which reminds me, I haven't made it since the last time we stayed in ou cabn, which must be 5 years ago :-S

Lidl are giving away free poisonous spiders with their bananas. Don't let it put you off yr entree or the mushrooms though.

OMG, I really hate to add this bit but he is cross-eyed so there are a fair few smudges and missed bits when he has finished.

He insisted on doing my emulsioning, which I have done very successfully myself several times before, and there is more work to be done rubbing off his smudges than there would have been doing the painting myself.

You see, I just let him,OH and Fred's mate caper about doing whatever they do and live round it.

They put one of my freezers in the shed and I know for a fact that they dropped the freezer because I saw the picking it up. I also saw Fred's mate searching the grass very carefully in case they had left a frozen pea or anything in the grass that might give them away.

Is there no limit to his skills...pile on the veggies

Maybe there is a large flat pack on the horizon. Well, the shed needs painting before the winter!

pushing the boat out or what

And a bit of Parmesan on top too!

In that case he deserves mushrooms !

No, we call it exploitation. He has made me a new window sill, cleared my shed, built numerous flat-pack items for us, painted, varnished, made things.

He has also told people my house is infested with rats but nobody takes any notice of his bullshine anyway.

Did I try at any point to give the impression that he was in any way normal.

Yes but you call it entertainment :-0

We usually do as well.

I feel sick now :-(

Oh alright then, I'll get them down the Co-op!

I suppose, if I was a bit energetic, I could go out round the back field and see what I could see.

Oh okay then if you insist Sharron, just don't pick your mushrooms in the New Forest

Well, no, but he puts on a good show anyway!

It just enhances the show of talking while he has his mouth full and discussing his and his cats bowel movements over dinner.

He will go anywhere and do anything for free food so we feel it is worth using him as free cabaret.

I trust your guest is in on the joke and puts on a good show for you?

Caroline :-D :-D :-D :-D

I will make the sauce nice and sloppy, the better to enjoy watching our odd friend eat it.

AND I WILL USE MUSHROOMS IF I WANT TO

I might even go and buy some different ones just out of defiance!