General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Quick Search

Single word search

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

It's Saturday!

ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

Barry_

Barry_ Report 17 Sep 2016 15:09

Honesty

Yup, some people really can’t handle the truth!


My Favourite Animal


Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the heck I am now…!

Have a nice day ....!

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 17 Sep 2016 17:04

Not just any Saturday, it is Saturday 17th September.


My Birthday

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear Carol
Happy Birthday to me

:-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 17 Sep 2016 17:22

Happy Birthday Carol. have a great day <3

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Sep 2016 18:48

Happy Birthday Carol :-D <3

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2016 19:15

Happy Birthday Carol........for the second time. :-D <3

Barry_

Barry_ Report 17 Sep 2016 23:28

I'm rather late having a peek, Carol; nevertheless, A Very Happy Birthday to you!