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Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 1,336 Send Message	Mayfield	Report	10 Nov 2016 18:09
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	10 Nov 2016 17:00
	A man's gotta know his limitationss
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Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,194 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	10 Nov 2016 16:54
	I'm very trying David ;-) :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	10 Nov 2016 16:09
	Some more attempted humour. In 1995 after 9 months off work due to pelvic fractures sustained in a RTA .I was still having some difficulty walking far without sticks II had taken a while to get walking again. So, I went into a sports shop and bought a skipping rope, I was fifty years old at the time. My intention was to slowly gradually put some strength back into my legs by skipping. You think skipping is easy ? kids do it. Nearly broke it all again trying :-0 :-( God loves a trier <3
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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,649 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	9 Nov 2016 20:48
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	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 63,089 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	9 Nov 2016 20:41
	Very funny, good to laugh thanks.
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Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,194 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	9 Nov 2016 19:07
	Brilliant David :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	9 Nov 2016 19:04
	Thank you fellow posters, it's nice to pass on a smile :)
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Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	9 Nov 2016 18:56
	:-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 57,155 Send Message	'Emma'	Report	9 Nov 2016 18:53
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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	9 Nov 2016 18:51
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	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	9 Nov 2016 18:47
	Those who do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology are said to have a lower stress rate. This chart will help us understand why ...................... Artery.........................The study of paintings Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria Barium........................What doctors do when patients die Benign........................What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section........A neighbourhood in Rome Cat Scan..................... Searching for Kitty Cauterize.....................Made eye contact with her Colic............................A sheep dog Coma...........................A punctuation mark Dilate..........................To live long Enema.........................Not a friend Fester..........................Quicker than someone else Fibula...........................A small lie Impotent......................Distinguished, well known Labour Pain...................Getting hurt at work Medical Staff..................A doctor's cane Morbid...........................A higher offer Nitrates.........................Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days Node.............................I knew it Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative................A letter carrier Recovery Room...............Nearly killed him Secretion........................Hiding something Seizure...........................Roman Emperor Tablet............................Small table Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport Tumour...........................One plus one more Urine..............................Opposite of you're out
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