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Afternoon everyone :-D :-D <3 <3

It's been non stop rain here since the early hours, now the sun has decided to come out..too wet though to go in the garden :-0

Going to make a sarnie and cuppa :-D

Afternoon everyone :-D :-D <3 <3

It's been non stop rain here since the early hours, now the sun has decided to come out..too wet though to go in the garden :-0

Going to make a sarnie and cuppa :-D

Afternoon all :-D <3

Lovely morning here but now it's tipping down :-)

COME ON THE POOL....am with you Mers <3

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 ;-)

DOWN THE DRAIN
(The twelve bottles of whisky).

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar...
and my wife told me to empty the contents
of each and every bottle down the sink...
or else!
So, I said I would... and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and
poured the contents down the sink, with the
exception of one glass... which I drank.

I extracted the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with the exception of one
glass... which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink, with the
exception of one glass... which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink
and poured the bottle down the glass...
which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next
and drank one sink out of it and threw the
rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and
poured the cork from the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled
the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied I steadied
the house with one hand, counted the bottles,
corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine.

To make sure I counted them again... they came to seventy-four.

And as the house came by, I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses and bottles and
corks and sinks and glasses counted,
except one house and one cork... which l drank.

Have fun Joy ;-)

I am yours and OH's to obey, Fly. ;-)

Off to get ready now. :-D

Get yerself out Joy :-D

OH is cajoling me into donning my togs so we can go out. I can sit for England! ;-)

:-0 :-0 :-0 Joy

Been raining here Joy :-|

I think Belle should take up my offer of a piece of string, Fly. :-D :-0

Hi Fly. <3 :-D

Morning Munchkin :-D <3 Joy :-D <3Von :-D <3 Littlelegs :-D <3 David :-D <3 (( ))

Dermot :-D <3 Belle :-D <3 hope yer toof is a bit better <3

Hi Belle ... the sun has got its hat on. :-D

Mers, we were in Liverpool for the derby in 2015 and spent the afternoon in a great Irish pub with cousins. It was a very good-humoured crowd and, I am afraid to say, I didn't care who won - still can't remember. :-D

Enjoy it all, Mers. :-D

Morning Dermie...Nice one ;-) :-D <3

Good morning Von,David,Dermie,littlelegs :-D :-D :-D <3 <3

I am out early hopefully getting back for the local derby :-D :-D

Come on The Pool!!! :-D :-D <3 Are you with me Minx :-D ;-) <3

Morning Mersey, Joy, littlelegs, Von & David <3 <3 <3 <3 :-D :-D :-D :-D

The sun is doing the hokey cokey :-0

Lovely avatar, David <3

Devon & Cornwall residents are being urged to urinate in the shower cubicle in a bid to save water & reduce excess water charges at the same time. Everyone complains about the high water rates in this lovely area of pre-Brexit UK.

The 'Go with the Flow' campaign is the brainchild of South West Water. They want householders & holiday visitors to take their first wee of the day while having their morning shower. That assumes, of course, that most people do prefer a shower rather than a long relaxing period in a waterless bath. I suppose those few smelly morons who rarely wash are not bothered either way.

Would you please excuse me now? I’m bursting to have a shower.