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Update on old joke.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2017 17:07

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said "I am Russel Westbrook, the best NBA basketball player. The OKC Thunder and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag."

:-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2017 17:30

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

...if only.....

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 29 Jun 2017 20:03

This joke may have generated inappropriate thoughts in some people. The precogs would not be amused. If only...
:-D

BTW D.T. is coming to Paris 14 July.
No I don't understand either.
:-P

Researching:
The Man In the High Castle

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 30 Jun 2017 09:19

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 30 Jun 2017 09:58

Lock him in the Bastille...

Researching:
Gloucestershire, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, London, Lithuania, Russia

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 30 Jun 2017 10:38

:-D :-D :-D...funnily enough I could imagine him doing something like that ;-) :-D :-D

Researching:
Go on, make my day!

Tabitha

Tabitha Report 30 Jun 2017 14:29

14 July is Bastille day - perhaps they are getting the Guillotine oiled and ready to be put in service again.

"liberty, equality and fraternity".

Researching:
Kent - Sussex - Hampshire - Norfolk - Surrey - London - Yorkshire - Cornwall -Northumberland - Wales - Scotland

Contrary Mary

Contrary Mary Report 30 Jun 2017 14:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

RockyMountainShy

RockyMountainShy Report 30 Jun 2017 19:06

Please, after all he is going to deal North Korea nuclear capabilities. He’ll shoot something at them and they’ll shoot something back and we’ll have a nice little nuclear war going on. :-(
But don’t worry, all you guys on the other side of the world will be safe.
:-S :-P

Oh by the way, nice joke HAHAHA

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Oxfordshire, Devon, Somerset, Gloucestershire etc.