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BrianW

BrianW Report 28 Jul 2017 20:30

Love it !!!
:-) :-) :-)

Researching:
Sherwood (Kent); Jesson (London); Worboys (Herts)

Barry_

Barry_ Report 28 Jul 2017 19:58

Hello, Prickles! Thank you. I do hope you are well.
Don't have much to say these days. Mebbe just as well! Lol.
Literally just watched Adil(?) on WDYTYA. Some recent quests have become rather lacklustre, methinks.
Still, there's always Nadia on her British food adventure. So really enjoyable. A very happy person with a most engaging personality!
Have a lovely weekend, Prickles
Take care xx

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 Jul 2017 18:55

:-D :-D :-D

Hi Barry ~~~~~~~~~~Lovely to see you posting. <3

Prickles x

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Chris in Sussex

Chris in Sussex Report 28 Jul 2017 16:27

:-D

Researching:
Avatar...My darling Dad. 1931-2019 'Take nothing on its looks, take everything on evidence. There is no better rule' Charles Dickens, Great Expectations. 'A brickwall is a problem that you haven't solved yet' Dave Annal http://media.nationalarchives.gov.uk/index.php/brick-walls-and-lost-ancestors/

Barry_

Barry_ Report 28 Jul 2017 15:09

TEXT MESSAGE
Fred, this is Dave next door. I have a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face. I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much! I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for use, and I'll pay you.
Regards, Dave.

THE RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor:

THE SECOND MESSAGE:
Hi Fred, This is Dave next door again. So sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out anyway, and you noticed that darned Auto-Correct had changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'
Technology, hey?
Regards,
Dave