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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	1 Jul 2018 13:21
	Let's hope Nobody takes up that piece of wisdom!
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,108 Send Message	Caroline	Report	1 Jul 2018 12:48
	:-D
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,208 Send Message	Allan	Report	1 Jul 2018 04:43
	Not unless he had been playing in a dung heap :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,108 Send Message	Caroline	Report	1 Jul 2018 02:10
	So no flies on him then....
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,208 Send Message	Allan	Report	1 Jul 2018 00:31
	no arms, no legs, willy nilly ;-) Perhaps they should just quit while they're a head :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,108 Send Message	Caroline	Report	1 Jul 2018 00:30
	Oh this could so get out of hand :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	1 Jul 2018 00:23
	The end of anything they might use would be covered in scar tissue.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,208 Send Message	Allan	Report	1 Jul 2018 00:04
	Well the end of their nose must be a mass of scar tissue. Gives new meaning to the word 'Nosey' ;-) :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:56
	No, I am saying that they might not have a finger available to them, just like the unfortunate man in the joke.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 15,946 Send Message	Island	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:50
	are you saying the RR'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is paranoidal? :-0
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:46
	That is a very big assumption. We don't even know the RR merchant has arms and legs. Maybe they are the person referred to in the joke which is, in fact, a news item, and are very hurt that we are laughing at their great achievement in the face of such adversity. We just don't know.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,208 Send Message	Allan	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:29
	I was referring to the RR's finger, Sharron :-D :-D It was self-apparent from the joke that no fingers were involved in the joke, other than Mr_M's in typing the post ;-)
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:21
	The joke wasn't about anybody's finger!
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,208 Send Message	Allan	Report	30 Jun 2018 23:03
	"The Moving Finger writes, And having writ, moves on, And all thy piety nor all thy wit Shall lure it back again to cancel half a line, Nor all thy tears was out a word of it" A partial rendering (not as in ripping up) of a verse from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam Perhaps the phantom RR'r has a 'God' Complex Back to the original joke , all I can say is that it is a good job that the person in the brief, but tragic, story wasn't willy nilly otherwise there would have been no punchline :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,108 Send Message	Caroline	Report	30 Jun 2018 19:17
	Island and Sharron :-D :-D Maggie....say what now??
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,649 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	30 Jun 2018 18:51
	:-D :-D :-D :-D Sprayed my keyboard :-\| :-\| :-\|
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2018 18:40
	Where the door-bell is I suppose.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 15,946 Send Message	Island	Report	30 Jun 2018 18:38
	where? :-0
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2018 18:35
	Are you allowed to put cock?
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 15,946 Send Message	Island	Report	30 Jun 2018 18:25
	Oh the poor love. First they read a joke and report it then follow this thread in case anything else needs reporting. Strange how they don't report nasty comments on other threads! Cock-eyed morals.
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

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