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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Aug 2018 12:52

one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those." ????

Bunnyboo

Bunnyboo Report 27 Aug 2018 12:53

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 27 Aug 2018 13:12

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget Report 27 Aug 2018 13:15

The power of advertising!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Researching:
Woodhouse and Trilloe from Herefordshire; Lockyear and Date from Somerset, Thomas and Edwards from Glamorganshire and Monmouthshire, also Argyll, Tipperary, Limerick, Cork

Barbra

Barbra Report 27 Aug 2018 14:25

Oh you are awfull but I like you :-D :-D

Researching:
Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /

Jane

Jane Report 27 Aug 2018 14:48

I need more exercise . They might be just the thing for me :-D :-D
Love it Mr_ Magoo :-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 27 Aug 2018 15:45

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

Caroline

Caroline Report 27 Aug 2018 16:00

:-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 27 Aug 2018 16:04

:-D :-D :-D ;-)

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough

Bunnyboo

Bunnyboo Report 27 Aug 2018 16:31

Can't believe you haven't been rr'd Mr Magoo! The itchy fingers are clearly, on holiday?!!

Fly

Fly Report 27 Aug 2018 16:45

:-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 27 Aug 2018 18:19

Anyone RR this is so out of touch this joke has been doing the rounds in one form or another for decades :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 27 Aug 2018 18:21

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Aug 2018 19:19


It was on facebook yesterday lol

Lizx