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I thonk you've mentioned all my fav's but remeber the nudge nudge wink wink sketch! Kaz :o)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! I love the rich posh twits sports (can't remember exactly what the sketch is called. I think Life of Brian in my fave though, 'He isn't the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy'! Claire xx

CB I started as the pest but after helping people with puter probs one person renamed me the boffin ad that stuck lol and dont forget the idiot song lol Steve

Still can't beat the last verse of The Galaxy Song. So appropriate in so many situations! LOL CB >|<

thought the films were good, Life of Brian and the Holy Grail i mean, but thought the series was dire! overrated rubbish in my opinion.

snap my friend Steve!! Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of sh*t, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Repeat to fade...

Lupins? What about Dennis Moore? I was an avid Python-watcher in the 60s. Favourite sketches are - Dead Parrot (Norwegian Blue) Albatross Arguments Crunchy Frog. Best film was 'Monty Python & The Holy Grail' (I don't think he'll be very interested. He's already got one!) Favourite Python songs- Bruce's Philosophers' Song Galaxy Song Accountancy Shanty All Things Dull and Ugly Best film Michael Palin did was 'Jabberwocky'. Steven, why are you the 'Durham Pest' half the time and the 'Durham Boffin' the rest of the time? Are you a split personality? CB >|<

Joy I will sing along as well lol from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a wistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... (the music fades into the song) ...always look on the bright side of life! (whistle) Always look on the bright side of life... If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten! And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing, When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing! And... always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) Come on! (other start to join in) Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) For life is quite absurd, And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow! Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin, Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow! So always look on the bright side of death! Just before you draw your terminal breath. Life's a piece of sh*t, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you! And always look on the bright side of life... (whistle) Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)

We went to see a live show in London, about mid 70's, Watney's red barrel will stick in my mind, and Albatross, I think it was Michael Palin walking arround the theatre selling albatross from an Icecream tray, brilliant. Suex

May I sing? always look on the bright side of life?

Fred Nice to meet a fellow python nut lol Steve Your Loopins or your life

Bob, Four Candles was The Two Ronnies. Another excellent sketch.

Lol Sue well you can have more that one if you want. Steve

Brilliant Steven thanks Dave

i like the one with the four candles......... and the 'ose then there was the one with the giant rabbit........... not forgetting him with the rivets in his forehead!!LOL

Oh this is so difficult, 1st thought was Dead parrott, then Lumberjacks, then perhaps the argument one, and of course ministry of silly walks.....It's unfair to ask such a difficult question! Suex

Dave B Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: (to Waitress) Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam, spam, spam, spam... Waitress: ...spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam... Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam, spam, spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam! Vikings: (singing) Spam spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, sleep all night and work all day... etc.

Yeah Heather the brill John Cleese Steve

Spam double spam and spam lol! Davex