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and finally just to redress the balance lol A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some to**er wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.' The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?' 'Essex, sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Essex,' the manager asked. The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but who*es and footballers there.' 'Really?' said the manager, 'My wife's from Essex!' The boy replied, 'No sh*t!? Who did she play for?'

Are any of my fellow essex boys & girls going to london meet on Sat?? apart from Karrie coz i know you are going lol

Dam, was gonna reply as well......lol

I was born in Essex and still live here I'm in Chelmsford. Sx

ooh er looking at my name I must be an essex girl too! Another one from Romford...sorry!! Unfortunately not going to the london meet though. Marilyn