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Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:04

How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door the others i know are far too rude lol

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:03

o.k. so you are quicker than me lol

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:03

Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:02

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:01

What's an Essex girls favorite wine? I want to go to lakeside

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:01

will probably get lynched but here goes... What makes an Essex girls eyes light up? A: A torch shone in her ear. Lynda x

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 20:57

Not at all - we thrive of the notoriety........ Lynda x

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 19 Mar 2006 20:57

I actually have never been told one! Anyone got one? Tina

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 19 Mar 2006 20:46

Essex girl - born and bred. Tina

Malc /GG and Jackie

Malc /GG and Jackie Report 19 Mar 2006 20:34

I was born just inside Essex . The old Herts & Essex Hospital in Bishops Stortford was right on the border BUT Its now in Herts since the boundries changed Well where it stood was we now have a nice fluffy comunitty hospital

Jane

Jane Report 19 Mar 2006 20:20

Lynda, I'll be the one covered in mud after being dragged through it and being chased by fishermen after the dogs have pinched their sarnies. I'll wave whilst skiing past!!

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 20:17

I will give you a wave then.......you must have seen me walking the dog....probably have spoken to you as well....lol Lynda xx

Jane

Jane Report 19 Mar 2006 20:15

Lynda, LOL!! I live there!!

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 20:15

Bec... you are posh..... Lynda x

Jane

Jane Report 19 Mar 2006 20:14

Lynda, I think we have to be mad!! I have 2 English bull terriers, usually found racing round the lakes!!

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 20:14

Wot you are admitting to coming back - lol...yep live around the corner from where I was born - do you know the notorious Craylands estate - well I live next to it !!!!!! Lynda x

Len

Len Report 19 Mar 2006 20:12

Where's Essex??? Len

Bec

Bec Report 19 Mar 2006 20:12

DANIEL?!?!?!?! They call me 'posh' raound 'ere!

Jane

Jane Report 19 Mar 2006 20:11

Lynda, were you born here also? I moved away for 2 years but couldn't wait to move back.......

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 20:10

Jane - I'm the mad looking woman with the boarder collie.... have been known to have a ferret with me as well - lol