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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:51 |
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Liverpool??? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:53 |
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TOPICAL What do you get if you cross a monkey with a scouser? Nothing, monkies are too intelligent to **** a scouser |
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Jan | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:54 |
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pmsl Jan xxx |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:56 |
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ook ? |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:57 |
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What's the difference between Batman and a scouser? Batman can go somewhere without Robin |
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Jan | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:57 |
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hahahahahaha ....this has rounded off my week nicely Jan xx |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 21:59 |
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A scouser and a monkey are put into space together. The monkey opens an envelope which says 'monkey' on it and it gives precise instructions on how to pilot the space craft. The scouser opens his envelope and it says 'feed the monkey' |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:00 |
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oi ! will you leave it with the monkey jokes please ? |
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Jan | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:01 |
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Oh flipping 'eck you lot, I gotta go to the l** now....pmsl literally J xx |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:01 |
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Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would get mugged |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:02 |
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What do you call a scouser in a detached house? A burglar |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:04 |
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A scouser walks into a shop and asks for a pair of tights. Certainly sir, says tha assistant, what size head are you? |
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Ginny | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:08 |
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A bus load of scousers arrives at the pearly gates. Never having seen this phenomenum before , St Peter goes to God and God says 'admit the 10 most virtuous' Minutes later St Peter goes back to God and says 'Lord, they've gone'. 'What ' says God, 'all of them?' 'No, the pearly gates' |
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Daniel | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:19 |
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I feel I should give you all a menacing frown on behalf of my nautical neighbours ;-$ |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:30 |
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Shame??? Bloody hell! What a bunch of snobs......lol!! Rebs :)) |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:32 |
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a snob ? who sir? me sir ? no sir !! how very dare you !!! P.x |
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Jeans Reunited | Report | 7 Oct 2005 22:38 |
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well thanks everyone. I've not laughed so much for ages. lol Claire |
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Keith | Report | 7 Oct 2005 23:02 |
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Great jokes folks, keep them coming. Thanks for the help Daniel but we scousers can see the funny side of almost anything, except Paul's taste in football? teams (where the best goalscorer is a scouser) :-) :-) Keith |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Oct 2005 23:06 |
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Strictly speaking, the best goalscorer is a dutchman. The scouser may be a better all round player, but the dutchman scores more goals. all together now build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the scousers on the top, put the City in the middle and w'll burn the **** lot :o) |
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Stelly ♥♥ | Report | 7 Oct 2005 23:10 |
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I see the funny side too..... I must do.......I married one......lol Stel.xx (agree about the footie team Keith..lol) |
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