General Chat

Scotch Corner...................Hmmmmm..... I must be in Scotland then!!

*turns round and heads south*

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It's no good, Hayley, I will have to sett out and rescue poor sick Kitty....*dons black shoes and beanie hat......

I am in a district with loads of lakes...........is it Wales do you think?

*looks for compass and torch*

I'm not well you know.............*swigs some brandy*

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Looks for landmarks

*wonders where this broomstick came from*

Is Keswick where the mint cake comes from?


Oooohh................................I just passed a jumbo jet.

~~~~~~~~waves~~~~~~~ to startled passengers.

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*limps doggedly after Kitty...think she's at Lakeland.....

Lakeland BC?

Is that like Alton Towers or something............do they have log flume rides?

*ooohhhhh I love those*

*Sips CC's throat soother drink*

I had no idea jumbo jets did loop the loops................wow!!



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*shouts through megaphone....YES KITTY LOTS OF LOG FLUME RIDES.......

(CC she is running a temperature and talking gibberish,,,,what shall I do???))

I don't like shopping....................*swoops down to ask directions*

Right, according to the very old man in a mac that needs buttons on it.................north is that way *points*

Here I go...............*swigs a drop more of CC's remedy*

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*groans...oh gawd she's run into a man with unbuttoned mackintosh........

*tuts*

Do you know that poor old man didn't even have a decent pair of trousers on.............the zip was broken

*shakes head sadly*

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*splutters....

*falls down rabbit hole.....

*clicks heels together*

There's no place like home
There's no place like home

*looks round* darn, didn't work!!

Oh look................a sign pointing to Hayley's road.............which house is it?

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Cool!!!

*walks up to rather inferior door and knocks gently*

Are you sure this is Hayley's...............*listens through letterbox*...............no signs of life in there yet.

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*peers through window*

Oooh yes, a middle aged blonde is screaming at someone and stamping her fairly large foot!!!

*sounds very common to me*

I thought someone with display towels would be well spoken though.

*rings doorbell loudly*

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Middle aged Blonde.........do you know for min I thought she said middle aged blonde and Hayley in the same sentence....Ha ..ah...

Goes back to counting garden peas...

*looks through window again*

Err.................not sixteen...........but not quite sixty yet, at a guess anyway.

It could be a trick of the light, but I can see a few wrinkles round her eyes................

*wonders why she's counting peas*

*hammers hard on door*....................Hayley, I want my prize please :)))))))))))))))))

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** looks out of window of Divaville **

Nope no one her here !

You have gotthe wrong house daft mere...tsk

nudge for Kitty................the one I was loking for was CC from 2006..

Wow Hayley.......................I'm still rubbish at geography!! LOL

Have you cleared those old cars out of the front garden yet?

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LOL thanks for the chuckle Hayley and everyone who was involved originally :-)))