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all these drinks tony you will get sozzled

Q I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

this one to hard you have three numbers

222 third 2 is your one digit

middle two is your ten digit

First 2 is the Hundred digit

That's just too much for a Sunday evening lol

completly lost on that one lol
jenxx

digits, I'm off in the bath.

okay i give you the one digit so you hav

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Now read the ten digit and hundred digit

194 and that was hard lol

the answer was 194
oActual Court Transcripts
Actual Court Transcripts:
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Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.

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Q. Ms, were you cited in the accident?
A. Yes Sir, I was so 'cited I peed all over myself!!

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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?

A. Fair.

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Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

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Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

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Q. Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died? n a lighter note

going to sing a song see you there lol
jenxx

Q What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?

Your name
and I still haven't been in the bath, apparently there is a queue, lol

My name
JENXX

correct hoobity boobity have a bath later
Q A Donkey is tied to a rope 6 feet long and there is a bale of hay 8 feet away. How can the donkey get to the hay if he does not bite or undo the rope?

the rope is loose

er what Jen said

yes Jen have a chocolate
Q Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of his clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?

he doesn't have any, lol

aint got any