General Chat

Don't worry girls, I will look after you, Merlin won't know what's hit him when I finish the negotiations, have faith in me, I will get him for his wisecracks about my singing and the pigeon feathers, never fear.

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Sooooo, What I said was true, You would,nt believe me would you? She fell into my trap easily,She,s On the Make, not satisfied with the ill gotten gains from the Boot sale Stall,she tries to Horn in and rip you all off,( I think She,s Flogging the Pigeon Feathers as well) as for Singing? well I did think of offering her the job of Entertainments Geisha,But after the Wailing and Howling that she wants a Controlling Interest in the Tea House,Its now a Definite NoNo.Will have to have a chat with the Samuri, He will not be " Veree Happee Chappee" heads may Roll,Some one could end up in" Pigeon Pie", Apart from that Who,s been AWOL. Shimmer San, Its time you got "Madam Whiplash" to control these Wayward Geishas. Make them Sweat.**M**.pmsl.:o))))>.

No no no Merlin I think you are missing the point, the girls are under contract to me and will only do the can can and any other floozy dance if I say so, so tell Samuri to go sharpen his blade cos my warrior Takeda Takeda San is the best fighter I've ever met, he'll cut your Warrior into little pieces....

(He's a dancer really, a bit skinny, but hey this is cyberland) :)))

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FAINTS! xxx wmsl! :))))

Merlin, you are soooooooooo norti! xxx

Fans Shimms with pigeon feathers, come on girl, you've got to help me sort Merlin out once and for all.

Bet he's been at those sprouts and beans again, he's full of himself. :))

It seems I must Come Back from the "Windy City" and sort you out ( Again) This Little Upstart you call " Chitty Chitty Whatsit" has no Chance Against "Samuri" He Work At Honda,( Name Of Fred) As in "Right Said Fred" Velly Nasty Chappee. Cut Legs off silly amatuer Dancers,Give wooden legs out to do Jake The Peg Dance. Be Vellee Careful Barbara,Pigeon may come and do DoDoos on you from Glate Height, **M**.:o))))>.pmsl

Comes 'round, faints again!

xxxxxxx wmsl!

Oh Barbara, wot's he like?!

wmsl roflol and more! xxx

Okay Mr Merlin, well it seems you have lost all your dancers now, I think your Samurai, choppeeheadyoffee has scared them all away, so you can keep your teahouse, I'm gonna open a dance school up the street and employ Takeda Takeda San to teach them some refined japanese dancing.
Will call it Barbara's Refined Danceschool for Ex Geisha's, what do you think :))

Barbara, whens out first lesson?

Think Merlin wants to teach us a dance, Jake the Peg Merlin? Sure you can manage that, or will the wand help lol x

Hya Alko
Will have to get the school ready and then we'll show old Merlin a thing or two, This Takeda Takeda San is a real refined Japanese Gentleman and will look after you all, not like Merlin's Samurai, choppeeheadoffee, he's real rough he is.

Will be along later and start setting the school up, keep away from Merlin for now.
xx
Mama Barbara San

psst, came prepared, like my name!

xxx

Alko, Thev Wand Is In good condition once again to do Any Dance.:o))> However it seems that Barbara of the Boot Sale wishes to teach you all Japanese Dancing, Some Hope, After all the Boozing and Afternoon Jollifications you,ve all been at,She,ll be lucky if her Fuzzy Wuzzy Japanese Sometime Dancer can teach you the " Hokey Kokey" Stay at the Tea House and Enjoy Special Luxury Christmas Dindins ( Discount For Good Geishas) Possibly Cooked By Special Chef, Name Of Kitty,( If I Can Persuade Her) **M**.:o))))>.xx.

I can see you Shimmers ,No Cloak can Hide you from me.Seems Barbara of the Boot Sale has Usurped your Position as "Mama San" Assert your Authority, She,s only got like this since she did a Duet with me in the Bathhouse of the Swindon Tea House,Tried to Charm me out of my --------- I won,t say what as there are some Geishas of a Delicate Disposition on here, But you know, Nudge Nudge,Wink Wink,And she tried to pinch my Wand. **M**. pmsl.xx.

I think I have Discovered who can be "Miss Whiplash"Who else but----" SantaxxxBarbara" with her assertive attitude,she,s just the person to keep you Geishas in line.However, She will not be Wearing Leather or Rubber or Thigh length Boots, Just Pigeon Feathers, which I gather she "Dyes" a Brilliant Red. Which brings to mind a song that would just suit her style. She Wears red Feathers and a Hula Hula Skirt,She Wears red Feathers and a Hula Hula Skirt, She Lives on just Cocoanuts and Fish from the Sea, A Rose In her Hair,A Gleam in her Eye, And Love in Her Heart For Me.I worked in a London Bank ( Respectable Position) from nine to three they serve you Tea and Ruin your Disposition,Each night at the Music Hall Travelers would see,This Great Big Pearl of a Native Girl Keep Smiling Down at Me.**M**.ROFPMSL.:o))))))>.

hello everyone

just got back from doing some more xmas shopping

won't be on her for a few days as i hav to catch up with my work load and now hav NVQ coursework so may only pop on for few minutes each day

hope everyone is well

lisa xx

Hello Lisa, It seems like they,ve all been Spirited awayTo Barbaras Boot Sale,She,s flogging Cheap Junk For Christmas. Enjoy your Weekend,Study Well, but don,t overdo it.**M**.:o)))>.

i'll try not to merlin but hav to catch up with workload - ie translating health and safety stuff into different language as a couple of staff aren't english and it make training easier if i translate - going to go to bed for couple of hours lol and tonite and tomoz get to grips and get it all sorted - it'll save me getting a headache from boss, i hav so many jobs within my role its nightmare trying to keep up with everything especially as i am only one person doing several peoples jobs

Hi Merlin, Tinsel

Sooooooo ... you could see me through my invisibility shield Merlin ........ ohhhhh, no hiding place is safe lol!

Bless Tinsel, thanks hun for letting us know ... gosh, tis a heavy workload you have yet once achieved you'll feel such satisfaction and by the sounds of it, it will make your life easier, your staff's too.

xxx

I havent been flogged at any boot sale i am here, was saved by ..............................

ASK For a Rise Or Bonus for the Translations,( Have you seen what the Police Pay for such things?) Hundreds of Pounds.the old saying comes to mind, ( Too much work makes Jack a Dull Boy )**M**.:o)>.xx.