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Tongue-Twisters....A bit of Light Amusement!

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Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2009 13:22

How many do we all know?

Thought we could share a few, so I'll start with:

Joey the blue budgie chirped perkily.

me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:27

what

me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:28

i saw he saw sitting by the see saw

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 16 Feb 2009 13:29

If Moses supposes his toeses are roses then Moses supposes erroneously.

Jill

me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:31

isawhesawsittingbytheseesaw

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2009 13:33

A bit more Keith...

I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

jgee

jgee Report 16 Feb 2009 13:35

she sells sea shells on the sea shore

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2009 13:39

Even more Keith...

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2009 13:40

Not heard that one before Jill.

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 16 Feb 2009 13:41

We go to a pub quiz on a Sunday
this was out team name last night.....

A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
The skunk thought the stump stunk .
What stunk the skunk or the stump?

Last week we were called ....E is for Idiots


Edit......yes ,done the Norfolk and suffolk ones....lol


me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:43

peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper

me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:45

im not a pheasent plucker im a pheasant pluckers son






no comment runs off site

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 16 Feb 2009 13:49

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Stevie

Stevie Report 16 Feb 2009 13:50

Oh Keith, you missed the last line mate. Full versions:

Im not a pheasent plucker im a peasant pluckers son,
I enjoy plucking pheasants until the peasant plucker comes

:o)

me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:51

pmsl steve

jgee

jgee Report 16 Feb 2009 13:52

tried that once keith .. pmsl never tried again

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 16 Feb 2009 13:55

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2009 13:55

Ditto jgee...specially after a glass or two....

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 16 Feb 2009 13:56

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.


me

me Report 16 Feb 2009 13:57

am shocked Fay lol