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OMG that makes me look like Delia Smith lololol xx

STRAY

you dont microwave chips for two hours and 45 mins

well i could blame mam coz if she didnt insist on having two kitchens
i wouldnt have taken them out the back freezer

to put them in the freezer int he house till it was time to cook them
but got distracted and left them on the top to defrost bfore trying to "cook" them

on second thought little Ann has given me an idea

pop them back in stray
while i put my lippy on and a low cut top
and then call in the men in the big yellow hats


MMMMMMM FIREMEN

So let me get this straight Stray...

Baby Satan asked for chips with his burger so YOU put them in the microwave, then he didn't want them

Then he did so HE put them in the microwave and YOU told him which buttons to press which he did, because he's a good boy and does as he's told.....

But they cooked for 2 1/2 hours, YOU told him to press the buttons and he pressed the ones you told him to.

So how is it baby Satan's fault????


Hmmmm???


Well????

IF IN DOUBT

blame the child with the angel eyes

lolololol

i didnt really cook them for 2 hours mam is tellign porkies lol

baby satan did put them in n press the buttons and as i took them out half way thro to shake them they were burnt

because id left them ont he top without thinking so they defrosted so didnt cook from frozen n burnt "hangs hed"

he didnt want them coz he dont like black chips lol xx

Poor baby satan having to cook his own tea..poor mite bet he polishes his own clogs and 'all...tsk

and whats wrong with black chips

brings in the cruelty to black chips society

Too late Joy .... my chips are in the microwave as we speak pmsl

Well didn't you make sure he had taken the top off?

*tsk*

put on coat

Ann they will be very black by the time i get there

lol ann hope u gt a good looking one

he was fine in the end he had less to eat and more room for his strawberrys n grapes

but he need to finish scrubing the bathroom first lol

lol TW yea but it was coz id left them out for 15 minutes to defrost beliv me i wont be making the same mistake next time he gets real chips or nothing lol

and the firemen will have all left as well Joy ... so take you coat off and stay put pmsl

Bathroom ? is your microwave in the bathroom then Stray ????

years ago i asked Linda one of my foster kids aged 16
to wash the lettuce and while eating it it tasted awful
so i said did you wash it properly
in salty water


she said no i used fairy liquid YUK

no hun but baby satan has to earn his keep lol

*raises in eyebrow at Joy in amazement*


Hmmm. I wonder where stray gets it from....

Oh thats ok then lol .... get him to wash the paintwork as well then lol

yea see so it isnt my fault i was brought up a rubbish cook byt he influences around me lol