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Wouldn't argue with you on that one Aileen lol

xx

They must have split personalities Rose.

I nearly gave myself away with the first post. I nearly stuck xxx after the name.

Laughing aside maybe peeps shouldn't once they pick a name for themselves be able to change it.

Oh, can we have an argument about that then?

Aileen xxx

LOl Suzy, now that did make me laugh

lol Aileen it is difficult to be 'someone else' ..I don't know how people manage it on here without slipping up lol

Oh I have just had an out of body experience.

I was sure I was just taken over by an Alien for a few minutes there.

Nah.

Aileen xxx

Getting you going now Rosey girl.

I can't keep this up. I might end upside down behind the computer and forget to revert to myself.

Had the grandkids for the last 14hrs while all my offspring went on a jolly to Thorpe Park.

Just got the Rose out. The packing for the holiday can wait until I surface tomorrow.

The Bruiser

Aileen xxx

ps Now to remember how to change back into my drawers!

Lol! Suzy...thats the first time I laughed today! Brilliant! BCXX

rotflmao........I just nudged this joke up on Gen as Chat in this form wasn't around then :))

Hope you enjoyed it Rose :))

goes to google "janny bunnet'.... ( I might enjoy a kiss FROM someone in Glasgow...but not a Glasgow Kiss lol )

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there

is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about

Tom Cruise?'



'No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So

Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door

and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come

on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him

knowing Cruise was just lucky.



'No, no, just name anyone else,' Dave says. 'President Bush,' his boss

quickly retorts.

'Yup,' Dave says, 'Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington .'



And off they go.



At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his

boss over, saying, Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a

meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of

coffee first and catch up.'



Well, the boss is much shaken by now but still not totally convinced.



After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to

Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.



'The Pope,' his boss replies.



'Sure!' says Dave. 'I've known the Pope for years.'



So off they fly to Rome .



Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when

Dave says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among

all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just

go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.'



He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican . Sure enough,

half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by

the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack

and is surrounded by paramedics.



Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him,



'What happened?'



His boss looks up and says,



'It was the final straw - you and the Pope came out on the balcony and

the man next to me said,



'Who the f***'s that on the balcony with Dave?'

Hi Bruiser

There are many ways to upset people on here lol, you could...

post twenty times on the same subject .
tell everyone it's the worst site you have been on and everyone is an idiot,
you could say you have knocked down every brick wall in your tree and that you have concrete proof it can be traced back to the first century.....

you could even say you are sitting there with a huge and delicious bar of chocolate, which you won't share lol

Bike oil ??????

Get cleaned up before you read my pm.

*flicks peanuts at the Bruiser.......

Okay we will start with kisses.....

Fancy a Glasgow kiss or maybe a jaggy bunnet?

The Bruiser

lol Rose

better not tell you the image i had in my head of you and Keith.haaaaa

Come on..... put em up!

The Bruiser

Stella, something has made me laugh though...I googled Liverpool kiss just to see what it said and found this on Yahoo Answers site

"What is a Liverpool Kiss?
Is it like a French Kiss?"


Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

It's a headbutt, i.e. hitting someone else's head with yours. "Singles and dating" isn't exactly the right category for this! " lol

oh right..thanks Rose....lol

Hi,

I just joined tonight. I am really shy.

Can I join your argument. I just want to get off on the right footing.

So, how can I upset you all.

The Bruiser

Stella it's a head butt lol

what's a "liverpool kiss"?