General Chat

I'm saying nowt about The Slosh 'cos I don't want to be whacked willy nilly with a cucumber. ;-) :-D

Yes please Island. That will be grand.

Seeing as we live near each other, just let me know which corner to stand on to be met, and I will be there.

I dont need to borrow clothes, as you know I have an arrangement with Donatella, she lets me have the pick of the collection.

I can do the Hokey Cokey, but do you know how to do The Slosh?

tuck your skirt into your drawers. ;-)

I'm flying my private jet up to Edinburger for Mike and Zaras nuptials if anyone wants a lift. My mate Duchess Kate, Princess Willy Nilly is lending me some posh frocks too if you fancy trying one on. Should be a good gig :-D :-D

Gels, Gels, will you stop fighting over Johnny Dankworth. It's so unseemly to expect multi-tasking from a man of his age. :-D :-D :-D


That bl@ddy Chris Packham showed up at Silverstone just as I was going for a flying lap, pestering me for budgie seed again :-0 :-D

Hey you keep your hands off George Clooney, me my sister and a friend are going to see him in October at Lake Como and i am first in line.Elaine. :-P

Gosh, i have such a headache!!

Take That continually singing........."Want You Back For Good"
I offered to fill in for Robbie when he left.
And as i keep telling them............you had your chance, now go boil yer heads!

Boys eh? Bless them.

So thats what he was writing. Humpppphhhhh. :-P

We were sitting here in the South of France, having such a lovely time. Blushes.

Then I see him scribbling something on a piece of paper. Did he fax it to you?

Always multitasking is my Johnny. :-D

lol Big! :-D

When you see Elvis.....please ask him for the fiver i loaned him back in 1976! ;-)

I'm going to do some astral travelling this weekend, going to bed with a packed suitcase and will wake up with the deepest of tans, a photo album stuffed full of pics of George clooney and I in the caribbean, a brand new red porsche will be parked out side my house with a large black bow and card that says "come back honey, I miss you like hell, love JOhnny D"

I am going out with Elvis Presley this evening, because I know where he is hiding. and we are great friends. We are going to Rock All Night!!
Spain :-D <3 <3

Get to the back of the queue MTG.............in case it's first come, first serve!! :-D

Oooooh I say.

Can one say that?

Tell us where this spotty faced teenager is, and well go mob handed. lol

;-)

Maggie, i suggest you go to the counter of a spotty faced teenager and ask....

"Would you mind topping up this virgin for 15 quid?"

Don't forget to smile and wink!! ;-)

I've got to top up my phone - very difficult asking for a Virgin top-up at my age!!!!





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Then I have to go and lose it all over again........

Beware of the old mare!! :-D

Actually I think I noticed auntie liz had the flag up outside so I might pop down her place and check out the stable lads

Them and my virginity

Would that be your marbles Big?

I lost mine a few years ago but I have still got the box it came in

I'm going to our schools 300th aniversary and I am realy looking forward to it. Sunday I am going to the springer rescue open day and I am really looking forward to it.Sunday evening I am going to pick up a chest of drawers and I would be looking forward to it but I know my oh will get lost and shout at me. Elaine.