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rabbit which frequented the hole in which Alice lost her footing. If he found the rabbit it might tell him how to

Sing "Run Rabbitt Run Rabbitt Run Run Run,don,t let the Farmer

get your gun gun gun
merlin where are you going with this ? :-D :-D
And so our hero went to the Blarney stone and asked

please tell me how to get home, I was there once and then gone and somehow ended up here. Pretty please tell me the way to

"Amarella" oops that's not the place,want to go to Bonnie Scotland,so take the left at

the gift shop and

The Rabbit Smiled, Nicked the farmers 12bore, and shot him in the Newly Grown Neeps, Sadly it affected other areas too,and he died crying for Big Bertha,Fag Ash Lil and Eskimo Nell.Amen.

Oh well looks like Merlin has suceededin killing our Hero off
Never mind it could back fire :-P :-P

into the ghost at Thirdegree burns forever to roam amongst the heather wailing where are my neeps tatties and onions :-D :-D

ooh I love a good ghost story :-D Sadly the gun only grazed the neeps and bounced off the tatties and onions, our hero was only crying on account of the onion fumes wafting up and hitting him in the eye.

Yipeeee he yelled,I am whole and in tact and can speedily make my way back home to the heather etc etc.

With that he

fell flat on his face , what the heck he yelled as he glanced up
he saw this ghostley

form gliding across the heather with of all things a picnic basket who could it be the fair damsel from the beginning of this story,or was it nanny come to rescue him,his brain wasn't working,he couldn't see very well,oh heck it never is his :-0

fantasy come to haunt him . No! No! not the Gaint Ogress the one that always fancied him he was going to run away but he was so hungry
he decided to

And lo it came to pass that there was a "Res erection" sorry about the gap :-D But its some time since Easter and the Bunnies, so he went to Hades to see if he could find some nice ladies (Slim ones) unlike Berth Etc, who will accompany him on his journey through this Ghostly land and he found one or twe who,s names were?

Incy and Wincy

not spiderwoman, yelled our hero, this is geting more and more like an eppisode of Dallas. Where is Bobby and why was he in the shower for so long?

With this he

swung into action,and run for dear life,no he would not be governed by the ghost from his past he would go forward with hope in his heart that all would be revealed when he reached~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;-)

Epping station and

found that he had missed the train , he sat down on his Neeps & wept
what next could

Befall him? perhaps if he went back and had a chat with the Pope he might help him, meybe even give him a job flogging just "One Cornetto" or even a" Gondolier" He quite fancied that so off he went, but along the way he met some one very sinister who told him