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Sharron

Sharron Report 15 Jan 2014 11:55

No, I expect you have to log on to it don't you?

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 11:54

Talking about splinters Sharron, this one might make you smile.. he,he ;-)

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him,
"How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"


Ahhh well, I tried :-(

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 11:49

Hi Sharron, :-D :-D xx
Have you been on the Pinocchio website yet?

I`ve been told its been put on the Splinternet. ;-)

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Sharron

Sharron Report 15 Jan 2014 11:03

He might knot have been a branch of that family at all.

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 10:00

On a sad note however, we came across a death entry for Pinnochio in GR`s Church records.
It states he was "buried in Woollen".

(Probably didn`t want to be interred in a coffin encased by relatives).

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Huia

Huia Report 15 Jan 2014 08:20

I think Pinocchio might belong in my tree. I have some Woodheads in it, in fact as recently as my grandmother.

Researching:
Avatar: Red poppy holding a yellow poppy.

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jan 2014 07:44

Budgie Rustler - you have totally shattered my childhood memories of Pinocchio :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Jan 2014 00:19

Slowly but surely, ickle steps <3

Researching:
#Be Kind

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 00:18

I`m getting there... I think :-)

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Jan 2014 00:12

Good thanks Sweetcheeks how are you :-D <3

Researching:
#Be Kind

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 00:08

How`s ya going Mersey babe. xx <3 :-D :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Jan 2014 00:04

Hiya Island sweetie, Yes I`m pretty sure Twiggy comes from one branch of the family. :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Jan 2014 00:03

What about Woody Allen

Researching:
#Be Kind

Island

Island Report 14 Jan 2014 23:42

Is he related to Twiggy? :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 14 Jan 2014 22:58

Mr M - I think you mean PooH sticks.


...poo sticks are a totally different matter, and if that is what Christopher Robin threw off the bridge, he is a VERY dirty boy!!!!!

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 14 Jan 2014 22:58

And now for the Joke you`ve all been waiting for, lets see who will take "a fence" at it, he,he, :-D :-D

Pinocchio had been searching for his parents for several years with no success. One day, as he was wandering through the woods, he happened upon a squirrel. They struck up a conversation, and finally Pinocchio got around to asking the squirrel, “Do you know who my parents are?”

The squirrel replied, “I don’t know the answer, but the wisest animal in these woods is the owl, and you should ask him.”

Pinocchio searched around and finally found the owl. He asked, “Do you know who my parents are?”

The owl was stumped. He said, “You should consult someone who really knows trees, and the finest expert in this field is the woodpecker.”

Pinocchio found the woodpecker and asked him if he knew who his parents were.

The woodpecker replied, “Well, it was a long time ago. I can’t remember the full details. Your father was either a son of a beech or a son of a birch, but your mother was the finest piece of ash I ever had my pecker in.”



I`ll shut the door after me xx :-(

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 14 Jan 2014 22:44

Pinocchio could related to the Pooh Stick that Christopher Robin threw off the bridge.


:-D

Edited thanks to maggiewinchester

Mersey

Mersey Report 14 Jan 2014 22:44

What about Sue Bark er :-S

Researching:
#Be Kind

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 14 Jan 2014 22:39

Thanks for all your input folks... what a lovely bunch of people you are.
I bough to your extreme knowledge.
Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear once laid claim that Pinocchio had roots within Five Hundred Acre Wood.
I think they are barking up the wrong tree though.
;-)

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 14 Jan 2014 22:26

In wanders Clint singing " I talk to the trees but they don't listen to me "

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