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Frederick

Frederick Report 27 Feb 2014 12:08


:-D :-D :-D :-D Had to get in quick ( so to speak ) before it disappeared, good one.


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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 28 Feb 2014 10:14



Man gives up sex for Golf!



A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.



"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.



Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"





Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.




Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get a birdie on this one."





The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"




Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes his birdie.




On the final hole, the golfer needs an eagle to win.





Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"







"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.





As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I am Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."




"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 28 Feb 2014 10:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D to both Bobtanian