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Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 2 Mar 2014 13:35

An elderly man is stopped by police around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks "Really? and who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"


The man replies " that would be my wife."

...........well it tickled me :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Mar 2014 13:37

:-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Mar 2014 13:46

How tickled I am.

Hello Mau ~~~~~~ nice to see you, to see you nice.

:-D

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 2 Mar 2014 13:50

Hi Mersey and PH ~~~~~ to see you two is twice as nice :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 2 Mar 2014 13:51

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Mar 2014 13:57

Mau............that's nice.

:-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Mar 2014 13:59

Mau are you going soppy :-D :-D <3

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 2 Mar 2014 14:08

:-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 2 Mar 2014 14:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 2 Mar 2014 15:04

:-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 2 Mar 2014 15:19

:-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Mar 2014 15:22

As dull as ditch water on here innit?

:-( :-(

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Mar 2014 18:24

could liven it up a bit...........does anyone know if the phantom RR'r is about?

Bob

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 2 Mar 2014 18:47



BOO :-0

Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Mar 2014 19:21

Hello Sugar dumplin :-D :-D <3

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 2 Mar 2014 19:32

Good one our Mau :-D :-D Shall we all strip off and see if anyone notices? I could play my tambourine :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 2 Mar 2014 19:35

. . . and I shall do the *Can-Can* :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Mar 2014 19:40

and I will tiptoe through the tulips :-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 2 Mar 2014 19:52

:-D :-D :-D :-D

A nice clean joke for Sunday..... :-)

Your man in the Avatar Wend sat on Mersey's stool and left an impression.... ;-).. :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 2 Mar 2014 19:54

ROFLMAO :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D