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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 09:10

has often been misconstrued and has led to auguments :-(

I suppose it depends on who is reading it.
Below is a "for instance"...


Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 09:10


To make it Stand, You Wet it!

To make it Wet, You Suck it!

To make it Stiff, You Lick it!

To Get It In, You Push it!


Damn!!!!

Threading a Needle when you're an Oldie is a Bitch

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 15 May 2014 09:13

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 May 2014 09:17

:-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 15 May 2014 09:36

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 May 2014 09:56

alternatively you could obtain a needle threader, or a short length of 5amp fuse wire

:-(

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 10:29

Bob, even those things you mention have to be pushed through the eye and is still a feat of expertise..
I found the best thing to do is let some one else do it for you, preferable one of your kids.They love a challenge. :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 May 2014 10:34

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 10:44

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ waves ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ to Mersey. xx <3

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 May 2014 10:46

Right back at ya Jimmybobbykins ~~~ <3

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 May 2014 11:54

true, but a bit of something stiff and straight,(to me, anyway) is easier to manipulate than a soft floppy hairy length ;-)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 12:07

:-D :-D :-D

wot u loike Bob pmsl..... Some one just "might" misconstrue what you`ve put there.

As I say, it depends on the reader and how they interpret it.. :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 May 2014 12:13

Moi?
misconstrue?

never!! :-D

but misunderstood............

yea

Bob

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 May 2014 12:19

or like Fork 'andles and number "O's"

Four candles and garden 'Ose

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 12:34


You`ve just reminded me about another Ronnie`s sketch Bob...
The Blackberry one.... Think he mentions his "Dongle" in it. :-D :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Island

Island Report 15 May 2014 13:25

Do you have to sew your own buttons on Jimbob? :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 13:35

Do they still make Clothes with buttons on ... Thought everything was velcro or zips nowadays. :-D

wisechild

wisechild Report 15 May 2014 14:11

Why would you want to thread a needle.
Few people sew anything these days.

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 May 2014 15:46

:-D :-D Wisechild,
Have you not heard of the old saying..."mend and make do" ?

and it looks like those times may be coming back in the not too distant future.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 May 2014 17:27

Jus' fer a change


A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.
"Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu.
"Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies.
"Hell, you must have a big club," says the Zulu.
"Yeah, there's about thirty of us."says the Pygmy