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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	20 May 2014 21:02
	I think it must be due to the wine goggles..........
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,701 Send Message	Budgie Rustler	Report	20 May 2014 11:08
	One too many Puritans on here methinks. :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 15,991 Send Message	Island	Report	20 May 2014 10:01
	No surprise to see the OP back :-D
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	18 May 2014 11:08
	well I C& P them to send to my mates :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	18 May 2014 10:56
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	I'm sure you C&P my jokes Ann and keep them to re-post. :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	18 May 2014 10:51
	Ann :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	18 May 2014 10:48
	my pleasure, and if it gets reported I'll repost
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	18 May 2014 10:40
	Thanks Ann :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	18 May 2014 10:25
	so folks - here it is a man received a text from his neighbour I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I have trouble getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his shotgun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in "Damn predictive text, I meant "wifi", not "wife"
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	18 May 2014 10:25
	well would you believe it - of course you would - some saddo with no sense of humour whatsoever - nothing to report that for at all
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	18 May 2014 10:20
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	Well well well.............I was still there at midnight. Yes Island it was the Wife/ Wi-Fi joke...... :-D
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,701 Send Message	Budgie Rustler	Report	18 May 2014 09:47
	Oh dear RR`r, you little pancake maker you, you are so funny, very immature but still so funny. :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 15,991 Send Message	Island	Report	18 May 2014 09:06
	Was this the wife/wifi joke? :-S RR'er. did you actually read it through??? You seriously need to grow up and welcome the real world!!! :-P
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	18 May 2014 03:48
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	gawd, who reported this? I posted the same joke a few months ago, with no RR! :-P
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	17 May 2014 21:45
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,619 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D :-D....Graham
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	17 May 2014 21:44
	wasn't me, I aint gotta shotgun...........
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	17 May 2014 21:11
	:-D :-D :-D speaking of predictive text; when I start to type genes reunited into the search engine, I get as far as gen and it comes up with genital warts. :-S
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 1,100 Send Message	TaniaNZ	Report	17 May 2014 20:59
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 1,100 Send Message	Call me whatever you like but I think that jokes the pits mr magoo
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	17 May 2014 20:58
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	17 May 2014 20:54
	:-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind

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