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#sniffs# I shall ignore the back-handed compliment Bob. At least I think that is what it was! :-D

What has I been doing? Sitting in the corner dribbling mostly!

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Love that story
I have to say my best with Tesco´s was when I emptied (almost) their bags of cheap nappy sacks..A couple close by looked amazed at me so I just said "incontinent child" and walked away.
I was slightly deflated but highly amused at the check out when I put all the nappy sack bags on the belt and the lass said "how many dogs do you have" !!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Well, I thought with age comes wisdom........but maybe I was wrong.....??
what Have you been up to?

But many on here are not in their prime methinks

me included.....
;-)
was alluding to JJ who says he dined on purina

I am sorry Bob, but in anything I have ever posted, have I ever intimated that I am..................Older!?

;-)

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seems like an "older" man has joined the clique!!

It's not just older ladies, Bobtanian.
http://beartales.me/2014/05/23/ive-been-banned-from-woolworths/

Dear Mildred

Hello

I haven't stopped smiling since I read your post.

I take me hat off to you!


Very best wishes
Elizabeth,
xx

Dear Mildred

Hello

I haven't stopped smiling since I read your post.

I take me hat off to you!


Very best wishes
Elizabeth,
xx

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Well done Mildred. I have a similar tale to tell!

I too was queuing up in the Upmarket Supermarket, and I too had a basketfull of dog food.

Some wag [sorry!] behind me, chortled loudly, and said 'Gotta dog have you?'

I do have a superscilious look sometimes, and replied very straight faced.

'No, actually I use them for my huband's sandwiches, he really enjoys them'

Stunned silence, and he still wasn't sure.............

made me chuckle!

What is OK in Holland etc etc?

EDIT

Of course, this does not make sense now that justjohn has edited his post again

Not a good idea to get overcome with lust in Iceland, I hear........

It's not just Tesco, several people seem to have been banned from Woolworths. No wonder they went bust. :-)

I can remember many years ago (lived at 7 Cranley Gardens, SW7 in early 1970's - true) being banned from Zetland Arms. Can't remember why though. :-S

Quite an accolade to be banned from Tesco, MH. Their sales are dodgy at mo, and they will lose a lot if sales of Winalot (groan, I know) suffer. :-D ;-)

true Kense, do you think we could be in for an epidemic of "older" ladies in similar situations?

Tesco don't like it do they?

By an amazing coincidence a woman was banned for exactly the same reason back in 2011. The only difference being that she was buying Winalot.

That's what you get for telling porkies ,he he,but i have to say ,if i had been behind you ,I would have landed up in the intensive care ward with a heart attack through laughing so much.
Trouble is ,if i try something like that ,i can't keep a straight face ,lol :-D :-D :-D :-D Fred.

Mildred, I am having a really tough time at the moment, (thats why I am on here at this stupid hour) but having just read your story, well, what a tonic. It really made me smile and I havnt done that for quite a while. Thank you pet. <3 <3