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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 9 Jun 2014 17:36

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A man and a girl were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an airplane. The young woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the girl sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more... Assuming that the girl might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the girl sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than the times before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the chick and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a little bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The girl once again nodded,,,, "Pepper."




:-0...... :-S...... :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 9 Jun 2014 17:39

Ive heard this before but deserves some :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 9 Jun 2014 17:40

Atishoo !!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2014 17:46

brill; - done a c & p job on it!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mersey

Mersey Report 9 Jun 2014 17:46

Hands Auntie Barb some vaseline :-0 :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 9 Jun 2014 17:58

stop shuddering, Barb :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Go on, make my day!

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 9 Jun 2014 18:22

Pass the cruet please :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

Fly

Fly Report 9 Jun 2014 18:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 9 Jun 2014 18:49

I might have to report that :-0 :-0

- for calling a young woman a 'chick' :-0 Very 60s sexist piglet. Disaghasting!


Otherwise :-D :-D :-D

Barb........pmsl :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 9 Jun 2014 19:24

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 9 Jun 2014 19:27

Blimey you're sailing close to the wind, how long will this last?

Blooming funny though!

:-D :-D :-D

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2014 19:32

OMG - Vaseline as well :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 9 Jun 2014 20:01

I don't get it. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 9 Jun 2014 20:02

Ask Barbs............she got it !!.......... ;-) ;-).......... :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 9 Jun 2014 20:12

*Passes round the snuff box"

;-)

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 9 Jun 2014 20:38

I bet they like the hayfever season........ ;-) ;-)

Kuros

Kuros Report 10 Jun 2014 00:11

I loved it but can't believe it's still here. Is the RRer away on holiday or has he or she had an early night?

Annie

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 10 Jun 2014 00:14

I've read it 200 times and I still don't get it. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 10 Jun 2014 07:47

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D surprised it is still here :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Island

Island Report 10 Jun 2014 08:47

Strange that all of the Roving Reporters should be away from GR at the same time :-S
;-)

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

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