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Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 06:23

I am sitting at home at the moment with a technicoloured left foot, and a pronounced limp :-(

I hit my foot with an axe :-|

My wife ducked at the wrong time! :-| :-| :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Jun 2014 06:56

Ohhhhhh deary me!!....but how is the axe?? :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jun 2014 06:58

Sounds like a similar excuse used by Dave Allen for his missing fingure.

The ladies are often saved by intuition alone. Keep practicing.

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:05

I will, Dermot, but the police are getting suspicious. All these heads should lead to a body of evidence :-0 :-( :-(

Mersey, thank you for your concern.

The axe is healing nicely :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Jun 2014 07:09

Axeidents will happen Allan..... :-0 :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:11

*Groan* ;-)

As sharp as ever, Mersey :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Jun 2014 07:14

Just for you Allan :-D :-D :-D ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jun 2014 07:19

The Kray Twins associated with a fellow miscreant known as 'The Mad Axman'.

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:20

:-D :-D :-D

Gee, you found about my secret fetish.

And it wasn't about being a Lumberjack :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Jun 2014 07:23

You love trees?? :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jun 2014 07:24

So does my dog - for other reasons.

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Jun 2014 07:26

Dermot :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:26

Yes, those as well :-D :-D

Dermot, I can assure you that the Kray twins do not appear in my ancestry :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jun 2014 07:28

Your Family 'Tree' is safe then!

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:34

I wouldn't say that ;-)

I've not gone far enough back to say what my ancestors were :-(

Obviously, some survived otherwise I would not be posting this :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jun 2014 07:36

Indeed.

If your parents or grandparents did not have any children, it's very unlikely you would have had any either.

That's Irish logic in full flow! Begorrah!

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 07:41

:-D :-D :-D

Dermot, I have an Irish maternal grandmother (Dublin) and a paternal Irish gt grandmother (Cork), so I know, to a small degree, how Irish logic works ;-) :-D :-D

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 12 Jun 2014 07:59

Allen



Why

Allan

Allan Report 12 Jun 2014 08:08

As my daughter always said

"'Cause"

~`*`Jude`*`~

~`*`Jude`*`~ Report 12 Jun 2014 08:17

Ouchhh