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A young male couple walking around Sainsbugs. Try to decide what jam to buy.

One opened a jar, stuck his finger in the jam, placed said jammy finger in his friends mouth for him to taste.

Second male agreed he liked the jam.

First male put the first jar BACK on the shelf, and picked up another!

:-0 :-0 :-0

I had the whole house go down with some bug or other

I'm the only one that uses hand gel..............I never got it

Anyone fancy half of my sandwich?

Oh my days, I can hardly believe what some of you have seen, don't know which is the worst example, but I do think I'm about to throw up.
Why are some people so gross?? As was said earlier, you have to wonder what on earth they do in their own homes.

By the way, regarding the licked ketchup bottle...I told the waiter and he removed the bottle from the table. I so wanted to go over and say something to Mr Ketchup Licker but I was so furious I knew I'd lose my temper and it would all come out wrong :-|

We saw a couple (older at least in their 60s) trying yoghurt......... they peeled back the lid, stuck a finger in and licked off the yoghurt. They tried a few before putting one in their trolley, ofcourse one with a sealed top.

I was horrified, and went to the service desk to let them know.

:-(

and..... how could I forget... Mum talked about this for years and years......... the waitress who cleaned her fingernails with a fork!

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."


(yeah I know an old joke... I'll get my coat - Persie)

What I find off putting,,,,,,,,,though I never buy anything,,,,people selling cakes and stuff on stalls,they may wear gloves or use tongs,,,,, take the cash all with the gloves on or not ,then go on to the next person still wearing the same gloves!,,,,,,,,,and nowhere in sight do you see any water or a bowl for hand washing,

and those sweet shops where people help themselves with little scoops,I have seen hands go in and take a sample.........where have those hand been and what have they touched.........!

i agree with that Kay..i have seen that done too... :-0

Dear All

Hello

Well, I saw a young man once intently prodding his ear with finger and then
began to eat the ear wax.

Ughhhhhh!


Take gentle care
Best wishes
Elizabeth,
xx

We had a chap in our office who would pick his nose and roll it into a ball on his cheek with his finger then put it in his mouth and spit it into a waste paper basket.
To be honest he was quite a good shot. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

GP

A man standing at a salad bar dipping his finger in the coleslaw and the potato salad and licking his fingers :-0