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Can't Get Nun.

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 12 Aug 2014 12:35

Common sense has again prevailed - be careful MR_MAGOO because if you get many more reinstated, you will get thrown out of the RR'd Club :-D :-D :-D

Cynthia

Cynthia Report 12 Aug 2014 12:22

I just wonder why some folk seem to think that someone who 'goes to church' is of a sensitive nature and responsible for RR'ing any slightly off beat jokes?? :-S


Couldn't be further from the truth. We Christians know some of the bawdiest jokes going.....and enjoy a good laugh most of the time although we do 'draw the line' occasionally. Must admit I prefer 'clever' humour to humour that has to be based on constant swearing and sex to raise a laugh, especially with some of the current stand up comedians.

This one about the nun.....is well, oh so tame and has been going round for a long time. ;-)


LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 12 Aug 2014 11:35

I thought nuns got around in pairs.

Cos one nun makes sure the other nun gets none.

:-0

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 12 Aug 2014 11:18

Well done Mr. M ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Unfortunately mine didn't get re-instated. :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( ;-)

I have another joke but I think it would get whooshed. :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-D :-D ;-)

GP

Tawny

Tawny Report 11 Aug 2014 21:01

:-D :-D :-D Mr M

Graham

Graham Report 11 Aug 2014 20:10

I bet the RRer's fainted now ;-)

:-) :-) :-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Aug 2014 18:52

It's been re-instated............ :-D :-D :-D :-D

Graham

Graham Report 10 Aug 2014 20:20

The real legends of Glastonbury were these guys-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpvZoyo4TOk

:-D :-D :-D

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 10 Aug 2014 17:20

Never will forget Dave Allen. G.son in his twenties - showed him one last year and he could not stop laughing.

Expect he is still keeping audiences in fits of laughter. :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Aug 2014 17:02

Didn`t the Rolling Stones cut a disc on a similar theme.. "I cant get nun"....


Ah ha! got it... its called "Satisfaction".

Pump up the volume and give the neighbours a treat. :-D :-D :-D

Watch these granddads Rock it up at Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poXvMBhjSWk

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 10 Aug 2014 16:00

Ho dear! I wonder how long Dave Allen would have lasted as a member here ;-)

Graham

Graham Report 10 Aug 2014 15:46

:-D :-D :-D

The RRer was obviously nun too pleased ;-)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Aug 2014 13:30

Like

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Aug 2014 13:14

brilliant :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 13:08

Perhaps you can post it then GP.

Oh.......go on!

:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Aug 2014 13:04

I won't GP don't worry...... :-0

Thank you Prickles :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 10 Aug 2014 12:59

MR_MAGOO :-D :-D :-D and Andrew - cheers for reposting :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 10 Aug 2014 12:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mr M - don't post the other one. :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 10 Aug 2014 12:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 12:36

The congregation say......

"Three cheers for Mr Magoo!!"

:-D :-D :-D

The vicar fainted. ;-)