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but then he realised there would be money to be made from a baptism and quickly returned to aid poor Alice, whose waters had broken and she was now sitting under a rainbow - he

(I've been out all day and I've come back to find Dermot's post has been RR'd. Someone obviously read up to page 8 before becoming offended)

....thought she was a pot of gold, his mind was working overtime as he planned to ....

vote 'No' in the often-mentioned referendum which has nothing to do with Scotland leaving the EU

He thought that voting "No" would bring him a pot of gold???? :-D :-D :-D

"Don't cry" he said to Alice "I have an idea that will make us both happy"

Dermot what did you put in your post to be rrd lol

( i think the rr person was a new person looking in to pick holes in the thread as last time i look we had 105 people looking in and we now have 106 what a stupid sado)


happy alice said the only thing ill be happy about is getting thease babies out
babbies said the monk
yes alice answered im having twins

Twins? he gasped, is that a brace?(one of each?) or a pair.........two of the same?

alice now rather grump scream at the monk how the hell would i no if they are not out yet

but the pain soon passes and alice is now feeling a lot better
and needing the loo. the monk take her to one
alice quickly sits and piddles then got up and see the pee is green and with a panieck
runs and tell the monk

the monk having a little giggle tell alice that her pee is not green its the sea
you see says the monk we here on caldey Island we use all how own recurses
that gets alice thinking
no she say i can not have my babies here there want be any pain killer

she quickly jump back on here bike but were will she go now