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alice now rather grump scream at the monk how the hell would i no if they are not out yet

but the pain soon passes and alice is now feeling a lot better
and needing the loo. the monk take her to one
alice quickly sits and piddles then got up and see the pee is green and with a panieck
runs and tell the monk

the monk having a little giggle tell alice that her pee is not green its the sea
you see says the monk we here on caldey Island we use all how own recurses
that gets alice thinking
no she say i can not have my babies here there want be any pain killer

she quickly jump back on here bike but were will she go now

Twins? he gasped, is that a brace?(one of each?) or a pair.........two of the same?

Dermot what did you put in your post to be rrd lol

( i think the rr person was a new person looking in to pick holes in the thread as last time i look we had 105 people looking in and we now have 106 what a stupid sado)


happy alice said the only thing ill be happy about is getting thease babies out
babbies said the monk
yes alice answered im having twins

He thought that voting "No" would bring him a pot of gold???? :-D :-D :-D

"Don't cry" he said to Alice "I have an idea that will make us both happy"

vote 'No' in the often-mentioned referendum which has nothing to do with Scotland leaving the EU

(I've been out all day and I've come back to find Dermot's post has been RR'd. Someone obviously read up to page 8 before becoming offended)

....thought she was a pot of gold, his mind was working overtime as he planned to ....

but then he realised there would be money to be made from a baptism and quickly returned to aid poor Alice, whose waters had broken and she was now sitting under a rainbow - he

like all clergy, he disappeared with the Sunday collection.

one of the monks got out and ask alice if she was ok
as she was looking pal but with that alice started screaming with pain
o no not now please not now
the monk was now in a panic and dident no what to do so

So she decided to sit on the side of the road and have a rest. After a while a shiny big car pulled up and to her surprise

alice did not land up in the hillside but some how on caldey island with the monks
and the caldey island is well known for its chocolate
and aice putting her hand on her belly were her little one is felt rather faint

though getting a bike in her delicate condition was a bit foolhardy - nevertheless off she went using the cycle lanes and heading down south to Wales where there would be a welcome in the hillsides

who were surprised to see her back again so soon

(LOL dermot now your taking the piddle :-D :-D :-D :-D)

alice thought yes that is a good idea ill open up a welsh sausage factory
so of she trots to wales on her new adventurer but first she has to get her self a new bike from halfords

now that Halfords no longer sell sausages

so alice was back on her travels but were to this time.

some feathery cocks to borrow their tails. But, like many farmyard animals, they are very shy & timid.

she had never mixed a cocktail in her life , she needed

Mersey we posted at the same time ill edit so it make more sence

Edit :-D

lolly instead
but alice did not like this job and thought that maybe she should go
of to one of the bars for a nice relaxing drink.
so off she went but suddenly she remembered that

She licks her lips and prepares for a