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Allan

Allan Report 27 Sep 2014 23:25

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 27 Sep 2014 23:37

A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Sep 2014 23:57

My grandma used to say....

Auld Mrs Hunt
had a cuddy punt
Not a cuddy punt
but a hunt punt cuddy

I don't think grandma had any idea what she COULD have said.

:-0

Allan

Allan Report 28 Sep 2014 00:01

A flea met a fly in a flue
Said the flea let us fly
said the fly let us flee
So the flea and the fly they flew

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 28 Sep 2014 00:06

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 Sep 2014 00:08

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry...........

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 28 Sep 2014 00:23

Lady Scozz, we (in our family) have a similar one:

Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt,
Not a punt cut rough,
But a rough cut punt.
:-D

....and I can say it impeccably :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Allan

Allan Report 28 Sep 2014 00:27

If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 28 Sep 2014 00:31

A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.

But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 28 Sep 2014 06:17

My Mum liked......

The Leith Police dismisseth us.

:-D

Geez Allan, you've got me into trouble with that one rofl

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Sep 2014 10:09

•Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Sharron

Sharron Report 28 Sep 2014 10:15

I rattle my bottles in Rollockses yard.


I shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

Tawny

Tawny Report 28 Sep 2014 12:27

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Tawny

Tawny Report 28 Sep 2014 12:31

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 28 Sep 2014 12:38

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

Sharron

Sharron Report 28 Sep 2014 12:59

FuzzyWuzzy was a bear,
FuzzyWuzzy had no hair.
So FuzzyWuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 28 Sep 2014 13:02

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Sharron

Sharron Report 28 Sep 2014 14:36

I read a rather tasteful poem once about a bus depot and somebody asking which bus to get to Kew.

I know they were none too pleased about being directed to 'that far queue for Kew' but I don't remember how the poem went other than that.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Sep 2014 19:27

Swan swam over the pond,
Swim swan swim!
Swan swam back again -
Well swum swan!

Annx

Annx Report 28 Sep 2014 20:01

Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

Researching:
Staffordshire, Warwickshire

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