General Chat

In this email

"Good day, this is to inform you of your Long overdue Payment outstanding in our Banking records .I saw your name in the Central Computer among list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your information’s through this email contact for immediate confirmation .


Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$10.500, 000 million (Ten million five hundred thousand United State dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago.


However we received an email from one, DAVID WAYNE ( name) of BLUFFTON OHIO USA , who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last four months back. He has also submitted his account information’s to the office department for transfer of the fund to him as your inheritor. Below are the new banking details we received from DAVID
WAYNE (name) ( details of a US bank)


We are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are dead or not. "

Sorry to hear you died four months ago Rose. It's no wonder you haven't replied to emails, lol.

Kath. x

:-) Kath.

Did you read that unusual story of text messages being received from a deceased person?

It was on the news recently & I can summarise the event (in my own words) if anyone is interested.

No need to provide me with your credit card details & access code. It’s free of charge & I have nothing better to do this evening anyway!

Poor Rose never even got her sticky thread

never mind rose ;-) ;-)

Appears to me that they are checking to see if you are still alive and that he was lying........

However we received an email from one, DAVID WAYNE ( name) of BLUFFTON OHIO USA , who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last four months back........


respond, and you ain't dead......????? :-) ;-) :-S

information’s? Rose. :-D

that too Susan :-)

lolol I get some crackers from errrrr.......... banks too ;-)

Although the spoof Paypal one was very, very good. It was only when I clicked on the 'see details' of the sender that the scammer was revealed.

Your one is just plain stupid :-D :-D :-D

But they are from across the pond Rose so you can't expect it to be correct.

>>>>>>>>>> off to Interflora >>>>>>>>>>

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Poor Rose. She'll be missed.

she sure will Guinevere ;-) ;-)

so do we stop the funeral or send her off kicking and screaming ;-) ;-)

Did you respond, confirming your demise?

:-)

I don't think you're all taking my demise as seriously as you might you know ;-) They did that with Mark Twain and he just kept writing anyway :-) ( not you understand that I am in any way comparing myself to the great man, except in that I have often been up a creek without a paddle lol) )

I shall expect a sticky, and a massed choir singing 'Song of freedom" ( Dr Who)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=DKa_oZ5NBiM

better start practising now....oh and find a really good drummer.

and you must have cake afterwards, lots of cake, and chocolate and FGS keep G007 away or I shall come back and haunt you :-D

( I can't help feeling 'many a true word spoken in jest' :-0 eek)

That should be " Accounts information"

I mean anyone can misplace an apostrophy,

cant they?


perhaps Sharrons composter could come in handy?

I thinks its a tragedy I was quite fond of Rose
sniff sniff

starts to read her will
and smiles
now what will I do with them fifty shades of grey books
some chains and a gag mask

:-D :-D :-D :-D

I want her CD collection.

:-D :-D :-D

Only a few CD's, mostly vinyl records Guinevere :-)

Joy I have never read 50 shades lol, but i will make sure you get the advance copy of 'My more scandalous moments' ....and the chains of course ;-)

I'll have Rose's writing skills. ......What CD collection?.....come on Rose....Give.....can't possibly be more than mine :-D