General Chat

Mam left on Sharron's bus, not in good humour. Don't know how she'll get off the island though. Perhaps a ferry to Turkey from the Turkish part of the island.

Will see when we hear from mam.

She was hung over this morning - had to put her to bed early this morning,.

Sharron you should have seen her drinks bill she's sending to you, it's enormous. She tried every cocktail on the drinks menu and then made up some. :-S

Gave her a box of asprin, a carton of orange juice, travel sickness tablets and 4 large bottles of water. Mam wouldn't look at food.

Look out whoever meets her this morning. :-(

See you later.

Sharron it'll take more than petty cash for the drinks bill, she said it was a genuine expense as she was drumming up customers but all she talked to was the barman when she wanted another drink!

Sit in Guinevere's chair Cynthia and she'll soon come out of hiding. :-D

*Swivels* :-D

Keeping an eye out for Guinevere who is skulking around somewhere.


Madam, when you are sober, we need someone to man/woman/person
the front desk for when people are queuing up to join. Preferably someone with charm, intellect and beauty so not yourself obviously.

Cynthia do you think it might suit Ann there in Cardiff?

Don't see why not - I'm sure she will fill some, if not all of the criteria :-D



I reckon 'Madam' is still sleeping things off..........

Where am I, all I can see is the sea, and I am surrounded by men in oilskin who are holding fish. This isn't another one of you "special" clubs is it Pat?

My signal is going so I'll be brief...

Pat come and find me

Tabitha make new members feel welcome and tale 50p off the membership.

Sharron, give them a cheap biscuit with the cheap tea.

Cyn, keep out of the way, we want nrw members to think we're posh.

Guinevere, stop swiveling, and help Tabitha.

Signal fading fast now, just hurry up and get me off this thing Pat,the waves are getting bigger and I don't know how long I can la.........

Been told you'll land in Turkey soon and whisked by bus to the Airport. They are doing it free. Something to do with wanting to help you out.

"Ladies", whispers so not overheard, "she outstayed her welcome and they want to get rid of her. They'd rather pay to get her back than be with her for 2000 miles ":-D

Don't worry mam you'll be back by late afternoon. They are putting on a special plane as you're such an important person. ( ;-))

I will be charging them more than hat for the cheap biscuit and cheap tea, never mind the membership.

If you help haul in the nets I may get a better discount on the sea trip.

You are no flying back. The bus journey is all the way to the ferry at Calais.

Well you did pull out all the stops Pat, the Red Arrows picked me up and delivered me home, what lovely young men they are, I've given them free membership, well they wouldn't take a tip, so it was worth it, Tabitha sort that out will you, ta.

Sharron you are being so good with my, I mean the company's money, I can see you will go far in this company. By the way, I never go on buses dear, they are full of people.

I am at the new offices now, the premises are of a very high standard, so you all need to smarten up, especially you Cyn,that overalI you've had on for the past fortnight could do with a boil.

I need you all here Monday 8.30 sharp. I will send you all the address, along with an Oyster card for your travel. Next week I want to hire some more staff, as the membership is expanding by the minute, Tabatha and Guinevere, I'd like you both to recruit.

Don't forget Monday 8.30 sharp !

Have a good weekend
:-D

You remember my shed, it came with free erection?

I thought I might let that out to you at a very reasonable rate to use as an office. Compact and bijou.

You can also keep the company push-bike in there.

I'm soooooooooooo not staff.

*takes chair to shed in a huff*

*sulks and swivels*

Sharron, when you work from home, you can use the shed, I will get it carpeted, have heating installed, running water, a kitchen and bathroom, I like to take care of my staff, get some estimates.

Guinevere, you've never worked a day in your life, you've just sat on that chair and swiveled, now you are 104, it's about time you had experience of working, now be a good girl, get off that chair and work !

Tabitha, for goodness sake sort Guinevere out sharpish !


:-D

How you going to pay for all that then? I am in charge of the money.

I have a stash in a Swiss account, forget to tell you about that. I'll give you the account number one day, if your good that is :-D

*files nails and swivels*

Boil my overall? Boil my overall? I'll have you know that there's 10 years of muck and grime on that overall. Whatever next? :-|


As for Guinevere and her nails.......just make sure you don't leave nail dust everywhere............and stop swivelling for heaven's sake...I'm going giddy.


Somebody came in before and asked about family trees so I sent them to the garden centre.

Morning Mam - Where is every one - or am I a few days late or early?

I can see someone swivelling around and Cynthia chasing her - so business as usual then

I will take care of the young men from the Red Arrows for you - "very good care" they certainly are nice looking and very strong - perhaps they would like a trip in The Private Jet with me

I have set up a new membership drive - starting at the new Restaurant launch the other day at Sexy Fish in London - The very nice young lady in the sparkly gold dress has joined (gave her free membership Mam as she has a lot of connections ) said something about an x factor too.

I need some help at the south bank please the Film Festival has proved a big hit - running out of membership numbers at the moment - need to request some more cards - I hope Sharon can keep up with the accounting paperwork and PayPal items - we should have enough soon to pay for Mams trips out.

Off for a quick sit down with my feet up before the next film special - please send reinforcements ASAP.

Mam can take her turn with the company push-bike like everybody else.

Has Mam done a runner with the boys from the Red Arrows?

Who has the cash box? Cynthia where are you ? We need you to barricade the doors of Mams new office