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Right, I need to get on :-(

Catch you later~~~~~ <3 <3

See yer Belle ;-)

Bye Belle :-)

Are you having cuddles today Emma :-D

Will be Fly just waiting :-D

Waves to all those who arrived after me this morning :-D :-D

I am back from Tesco a wounded soldier :-( :-(

Eating my giant crumpet and having a coffee :-D :-D

Hiya Ann :-D <3

how did you get wounded Ann :-S :-S

Cuddles is here <3

enjoy Emma <3

Enjoy Minxy <3

See you later Barb <3

Sorry Girlies got diverted :-D

A silly woman ran her Trolly into me ankle Barb it's so sore :-( :-(

It was heaving in there was glad to get out :-0 :-0

boots and shin pads for the next couple of weeks then Ann :-D :-D

Sorry again Barbs..my neighbour called with a parcel she had taken in for me so stayed for coffee :-(

no probs Ann, I did my ironing :-D :-D :-D

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Got to clean me kitchen up a bit or OH will think I have been burgled :-0 :-0 :-0

The Pheasant Plucking Song.
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together, it's a pheasant plucking life!

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That's me done for today...ain't doing another thing except eat :-D :-D :-D

The heating is on and am staying put :-D :-D :-D

Did you make that up Dermot :-D :-D