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Ooooooo will look Jeff hang on xx

Muffers, find me a massaur love, me poor back

* wakes up out of coma having been knocked by micophone * Come on Bugs lets do I ve got you babe.....*swishes hair about *

Rub-a-dub dub get Strump in the tub Then with oils I'll massage all her back, And if she'll just sit still and give in to my will She'll find that I've still got the knack. Jeff xx Sorry darling, you poor thing.

Aye Aye Fut like, too all ye lovely folk, Love to join ye party, for some laughter and jokes :-)

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?'' Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample.' The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''

Pmsl at Tara !!! xx Nice one Jeff xx *Muffy passes out underneath huge pile of coats*

Love it Jeff lol xx

ding dong Anybody here order pizza?

Wakey wakey Muffy And top up my pint glass, Can't have you sleeping on the job So shape yerself mi lass. Jeff xx PMSL

*staggers in hammered* ere i ordered a cheese feast.........where is it?? oh ello everyone....

I SAID WHERES MY CHEESE FEAST..........................

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I didn't u-u-u-u-understand the order w-w-w-w-when you rang cos you were all d-d-d-d-drunk

what u got then??? show me.......best have cheese on it...........................*staggers,and makes out she ment to fall*opss hehe... bliming carpet...always gets me...........

There take it, take it all apart from this one - it's a special delivery for over the road and you know how they get if they are upset over silly things. They always gang up on me, call me names and let the tyres down on my moped.

don't wanna upset the neighbours mate,,i understand............. your a gent.......you know that,,,a bledding gent........ hic..ere have a tip dont eat yellow snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pmslxxxxxxxxxxx

errrrrrrrr............PMSL

Hiya Hays :-) Good to see ya Even though Im dieting and have my trainer, I reckon as this is a virtual party I can have loadsa pizza with ya and loadsa malibu!!! Wooooooopie!! :-O

Yep no prob's my pleasure Im here and there in middle of sending over photo's to fiancee's aunty.....its taking ages!! lol

LOL ....yeah it is.......think their munching pizza!! Iv got a wedding to go to in July become a married women, wooohooo lost a stone already!! Im well chuffed but in here weight don't go on, so i can eat what I like......lol